Time to be your President’s keeper and choose the Obamateurism of the Week.  We can’t let this be a feature without end, but it has at least two more years to go, so try to keep your frowns turned upside down through it all, mm-kay?  When the time comes, we can thank all the right people for Obama’s retirement, and maybe even learn to pronounce their names first.

Previous 2010 “winners”:

• Obama quotes Declaration, leaves out “endowed by their Creator”
• Obama trots out “feel your pain” attempt the day after WH releases his social calendar
• “They talk about me like a dog!”
• Obama takes credit for drawdown schedule Bush negotiated
• “We’re buying shrimp, guys.”
• Obama endorses Ground Zero mosque, then says he wasn’t “commenting on the wisdom” of building it at the site
• Slams GOP for focusing on elections — from a fundraiser in Austin, TX
• Obama scolds politicians with “We shouldn’t be campaigning all the time” … while on The View
• Obama says First Couple “not far removed” from economic pain in financial collapse despite making millions in 2008
• Obama expects to be held accountable on jobs, but it’s Bush’s fault
• New NASA mission objectives all about self-esteem, none about space
• Obama misquotes Statue of Liberty poem and screws up its history
• Obama golfs as BP’s CEO yachts
• Obama says Gulf disaster will have similar impact to 9/11, then goes golfing the next day
• “We talk to these folks because they potentially have the best answers so I know whose ass to kick“
• “Singularly focused” Obama’s golfing, fundraising, vacation, and sports events
• “Obviously, the loss of Daniel Pearl was one of those moments that captured the world’s imaginationbecause it reminded us of how valuable a free press is.”
• Criticizes AZ immigration enforcement for paper checking while Secret Service checks immigration statusof students at Obama event
• “Information becomes a distraction” with X-boxes, PlayStations, iPods, iPads
• “I mean, I do think at a certain point you’ve made enough money.”
• President who demands that Americans show health-insurance papers suddenly skittish about residency documents
• Playing golf instead of paying respects to the late Polish president
• “Whether we like it or not, we remain a dominant military superpower”
• Gives 17-minute answer to question about being overtaxed
• Believes Tea Party core is Birthers
• Obama refused to be seen with Netanyahu
• “Your employer, it’s estimated, would see premiums fall by as much as 3000%!”
• Obama off by $868 billion on CBO deficit savings projection of ObamaCare
• Obama challenges GOP on tort reform, winds up proving GOP point on reconciliation
• Obama’s “Acme Insurance” anecdote proves he doesn’t understand insurance
• Obama claims 2 million jobs saved or created, website shows 590K
• Obama gripes about filibusters in a year with none … after having 60 seats in the Senate
• Obama says “corpse-man” for corpsman 3 times at Nat’l Prayer Breakfast
• Scolding the Supreme Court over ruling that he got completely wrong during SOTU
• People are unhappy with Obama’s performance because he didn’t get enough public face time to explain himself
• Suddenly jobs saved or created “never expected to be the public accounting of Obama’s goal to save or create 3.5 million jobs”
• Obama rushes home for minor injury to family friend, keeps golfing after EunuchBomber attack

Got an Obamateurism of the Day? If you see a foul-up by Barack Obama, e-mail it to me at [email protected] with the quote and the link to the Obamateurism. I’ll post the best Obamateurisms on a daily basis, depending on how many I receive. Include a link to your blog, and I’ll give some link love as well. And unlike Slate, I promise to end the feature when Barack Obama leaves office.

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