Hi. This is me. Let me tell you about me.
Let’s end this farce
“It’s not going to change a damn thing, but I’m still doing it.”
“This one is different.”
“As Mr. Jeffries, our distinguished chairman, said, we will follow our mandate for the people.”
“I’m from Illinois too.”
The president asked me to tell you….
“…she performed the entirety of her thesis presentation in the same state of undress.”
“I would say we have majority support.”
Call the national helpline I guess
Ashes in their mouths
It was just awful. Probably racist, too.
Or a little better, at least.
A storm of a different kind
“You have accomplished NOTHING IN DC.”
“Starting today, the Department of Justice will do its part in this struggle.”
“The international community actually very much appreciated the blunt, honest approach…”
Yes. He looks so threatening
“An increased and highly visible police presence will be on campus on September 14.”
There will be a special speaker anyway
Should we stay or should we go?
Now what in Afghanistan?
Your free speech isn’t as important as ours
“They don’t want anything done for the public good. Our incapacity is their livelihood.”
“The west will never, ever be broken.”
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— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 2, 2017
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