“Those limits begin where hatred is spread.”
“We once abandoned a red line. Now we abandoned an ally.”
The robots are coming for you
“These alliances are a key advantage we have over China: America has many friends, China has very few.”
“We are now eyewitnesses to the third great assault on our judiciary.”
The border is awesome, you guys
Perhaps it was just the cold weather
Despite the inevitable court challenges
Hi. This is me. Let me tell you about me.
Let’s end this farce
“It’s not going to change a damn thing, but I’m still doing it.”
“This one is different.”
“As Mr. Jeffries, our distinguished chairman, said, we will follow our mandate for the people.”
“I’m from Illinois too.”
The president asked me to tell you….
“It’s no longer ‘Down with Trump.'”
“…she performed the entirety of her thesis presentation in the same state of undress.”
“I would say we have majority support.”
Call the national helpline I guess
Ashes in their mouths
It was just awful. Probably racist, too.
Or a little better, at least.
A storm of a different kind
“You have accomplished NOTHING IN DC.”
“Starting today, the Department of Justice will do its part in this struggle.”
“The international community actually very much appreciated the blunt, honest approach…”
Round up the usual celebrity suspects
Adjustments are being made.
And it’s not a comedy