Top Pick

“She’s really good at Twitter and she’s gonna teach me.”

Top Pick

“But far-right commentator is her profession.”

“Our goal is simple: to ensure that we can detect and destroy any missile launched against the United States anywhere, any time, any place.”

Beto’s first presidential ad is unfortunate

Allahpundit Jan 17, 2019 7:21 PM

“I’m so f***ing proud of you guys!”

“…significant progressive spaces have become unfriendly, if not unsafe, spaces for many Jews.”

“I kinda like the fact that she’s like … ‘I’m gonna help take this party in a new direction.’”

Sasse: “We should, in this body, rebuke these anti-Catholic attacks.”

“Imagine moving from Nigeria to Nebraska as freely as one might move from Massachusetts to Maine.”

Counter-snub.

“…he expected to be a ‘martyr’”

NYT: Trump expanding “critical” job designations.

Change.

“That’s quite a charge to make.”

Where do criminals get their guns?

Jazz Shaw Jan 17, 2019 12:31 PM

The answers might surprise you

Will other outlets follow up?

Say whatever you need to, Senator

Plus: Set himself up as a sex symbol?

Probably because nobody else wants the bloody job about now

“I said ‘the president of the United States.’”

It’s just a “power play”

“It’ll clear my head, reset, I’ll think new thoughts, break out of the loops I’ve been stuck in.”

“Obviously they work some places.”

Are there any Senate Dems who want their current job?

‘Shut up,’ she explained.

And why you might not care

Justice Democrats: We need more AOCs!

Junk.

“…gun possession is not illegal if the possession was for only ‘a momentary or transitory period'”

Taking a stand, hopefully not the last

WaPo: Hey, this satire edition is *actual* fake news

Ed Morrissey Jan 16, 2019 4:01 PM

A sure-fire Foolitzer winner.

“This requires hundreds of people working on the logistics and security of it.”

“Most of the boats that were floating are now sunk…”

The government don’t giveth but they surely taketh away

“I think he’s held up well.”