Maybe not where you think
Nothing is simple anymore
“It is absolutely a humanitarian mission”
Your policies are not immune to bias
“We mistakenly removed these videos…”
This one’s a doozy
The organization responds.
Cronyism and disaster.
Naw, not really. We’re just kidding.
Up next, a ban on shoes!
She refused Trump’s inauguration invitation
Our vetting process couldn’t detect this guy?
“There are cancer patients on that site!”
“I have the marshals’ protection”
Let’s hope not
“My family is evidence of American greatness.”
“Nelson was not supposed to speak publicly about the matter”
Who does that?
“I cannot recall a single interaction with Brett Kavanaugh about my judicial nomination.”
No, I’m not kidding
“data are interpreted in such a way as to advance authors’ preferred narratives on the issue”
“I don’t know if he’s worried the wrong cake might bring that to life or what.”
“I never ruined your career. I didn’t choose to do the things you did.”
She certainly has been busy
To sleep, perchance to dream
“Trump believes he has emerged looking strong and decisive in his escalating feud with Brennan…”
First horse rides free.
Perhaps satisfying, but still wrong
$15-grand a month wasn’t good enough
Just admit it. The CFPB is a slush fund.
“If they take the House, he wins big… The market always overcorrects.”