You’re doing the public’s business. That makes it public
“I just hope nobody that’s the wrong person finds out about this.”
“Remember our saying: modern-day fairy tales start with ‘once I am elected.’”
Dead horse, fully kicked.
“People just can’t know that.”
“He’ll be a good Democrat.”
“I’ve seen way more penises than I’ve ever wanted to see in my life.”
“Because of our customary journalistic rigor, we weren’t fooled…”
“She looks like she got hit with a shovel.”
“Trump is good for business right now.”
“It legitimizes what we’re doing.”
“We rely on ourselves to protect ourselves and fight for deeper justice.”
Weasel words delivered by a political weasel.
“The FBI should be opening an investigation into these people right now.”
“It doesn’t matter what the friggin’ legal and ethics people say, we need to win this motherf***er.”
They’re coming to take you away
“In my opinion, they are creating drug addicts.”
“[I]f someone throws out a ballot, like if you want to fill it out you should do it.”
“That data collection is the key.”
“Go get some bleach. Go get ammonia.”
Not “proudly gun-free”?
Just win, baby.
“I’m a huge Media Matters fan.”
What could go wrong?
“But will their taxes go up?”
Of course, you probably won’t get one