“We regret having to do that.”
“Much of the program is likely to be pretaped videos…”
And here… we… go
“It is admittedly a narrow path.”
But it probably won’t work
Same as it ever was
And she really seems to believe it, too.
Back on top
“…you really think Donald Trump has the temperament to be commander-in-chief?”
Also a unicorn
“Now it’s up to her to deliver.”
Behold the pole, for it is barren
It’s going to be a No-Doz night.
“I am more optimistic about the future of America than ever before.”
“Folks, you can not believe one word that comes out of Donald Trump’s mouth.”
“He has no clue about what makes America great.”
With friends like these …
Don’t bet the ranch on it
“This woman has never been satisfied with the status quo in anything.”
Decline and fall
“The power of comedy.”
Breaking the law
“There’s no way to legislate against reality”
“I think it’s fair to say that no one is more disappointed than I am.”
“We’re here today because our choice is Hillary Clinton.”
“Don’t let anyone tell you that America isn’t great…”
“It’s wrong for her and it’s wrong for us.”
Malpractice or insanity?
“We must consider revenue generation.”
Unusual times call for unusual measures.