As a Republican, I feel like after watching the last few speeches from Chicago's United Center Tuesday night, Donald Trump dodged another bullet. Imagine where the polls would be right now if the party elites tossed Kamala Harris aside along with Joe Biden and Michelle Obama were parachuted in as the party's 2024 nominee. All this alleged falling in love with Kamala Harris? If the idea of Michelle Obama as the nominee were remotely possible, the delegates would jump ship in a New York second and you'd really see what a lovefest looks like. 

Fortunately for us, the Democrats still are saddled with Comrade Kamala and Tim Tse-Walz, who spent the evening in Wisconsin at a rally two hours up the road from the convention in Chicago, a curious move to say the least. 

At the rally, Kamala made this statement about her campaign. 



Of course, that's total nonsense. She would not have a campaign were it not for the work of Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama. The party elite kicked Joe Biden to the curb like he was roadkill. 

She certainly cannot be talking about attendees to some of her retail politicking events as being people-driven. In Moon, Pennsylvania last Sunday, a Pittsburgh suburb 12 miles northwest of Pittsburgh, Kamala Harris came a-callin' to the patrons of Primanti's restaurant. But instead of actually spending time talking to people there just trying to watch the Steelers game and have a drink or two, the restaurant cleared out all their customers ahead of the oncoming entourage. That's when the vans started showing up. 

The vans consisted of paid actors hired to play the role of patrons of the restaurant so that when Kamala came in to be filmed by an adoring regime media following her around, it would look like nothing but love for Harris in what's very likely a very Trump-friendly part of town. 

Customers at Primanti Bros restaurant in PA say they were kicked out to make way for paid actors during a Kamala Harris photo op. #Kamalalies #kammunism #kamunism #awoltimwalz #TamponTim #trump #Trump2024 pic.twitter.com/9FrhqdcmdD

— 1st Battalion Publishing (@Battalion1st) August 19, 2024

Harris' trip to Sheetz to get some Doritos was filmed not once, but twice, to show the spontaneous side of Comrade Kamala. She was totally unaware of the fact that the Sheetz corporation is currently being sued by the Biden-Harris administration's "Department of Justice" for allegations of racially discriminatory hiring practices. 

So you get the larger point here - everything about Comrade Kamala's image crafting and campaign is fake. It's artificial. It's the alternate Rock Ridge from Blazing Saddles. Sure, all the building facades looked convincing enough, but like Harris media events, there's a problem. No people.

There is nothing about this candidate or the campaign that is organic and natural. For Harris to claim in Wisconsin Tuesday night that her campaign is one that is people-driven, remember that not one voter, Democratic, Republican or otherwise, cast a vote for her to be president. Not one delegate was earned by her in either presidential primary cycle in which she's participated. The people's choice is the very last thing that can be credibly claimed by Harris. But she wasn't finished. 



She's really going to lead with price controls on those evil supermarkets, who are currently average a 1.5% markup. The sitting vice president, the arsonist who cast the tie-breaking votes on roughly $7 trillion dollars of reckless government spending that ignited 9% inflation, is now demanding that you give her a promotion in order to use Communist economic theory that has never worked to fix a problem she's unwilling and unable to address in her current job. 

I'm serious about the tie-breaking vote stuff. The DNC team thinks those votes are a feature, not a bug, and presented their own montage to the convention crowd Tuesday, which the Republican National Committee oppo research team gleefully entered it into evidence in the Trump case against Kamala Harris. 



But the my favorite moment of Day Two of the convention was this report on CNN from M.J. Lee. 



Comrade Kamala Harris, the one who promises to usher in the Green New Deal as the foundation of her economic agenda, who has promised multiple times to end fracking, limit fossil fuels, ban the exports of liquified natural gas, and force people into electric cars, flew back from Wisconsin in a Boeing C-32, a converted 757, that probably had less than 50 people on board. Instead of landing in Chicago directly, she told the pilots to circle the airspace around Chicago for 15 minutes in order to be able to pick up the video feed of her husband's, aka his ex-wife's nanny's baby daddy. What exactly was the climate footprint of Air Force Two doing lazy circles around O'Hare so Comrade Kamala could watch a little TV? 

O'Hare is known to have a few planes fly in and out of it occasionally. In 2023, it was the 9th-busiest airport in the world according to passenger traffic. What do you suppose might be the effect of Air Force Two doing lazy circles around the airport extending airspace restrictions to other aircraft that would otherwise not be in place? 

Going in circles is really the takeaway of the entire campaign effort of Kamala Harris. She talks in circles. 

Why is it so difficult for @KamalaHarris to construct a coherent sentence? Here she says, "It's expensive when you, when all your tires, you know, when you lose your, your, your tires are ended up being flat because of those roads and bridges." WATCHpic.twitter.com/qLGHo37xNb

— Simon Ateba (@simonateba) August 4, 2023

Among her favorite things in the world are Venn diagrams. 

Kamala Harris and her history of the Venn Diagram.

“He see’s the Venn Diagram of it all…”@KamalaHarris I love how you use it as an adjective there! Wait until she finds out you can use more than three circles. Mind Blown, if there’s much to blow… oh no pun intended.… pic.twitter.com/oBeO953bXg

— 🦉⭐️ Melissa Dawn ⭐️🦉 (@GenXNewsOnX) June 14, 2023

Barack Obama, who along with Michelle set a bar for speeches at the DNC that Kamala Harris cannot possibly meet, complained that the Trump campaign seems to be running on the notion that the federal government is inherently corrupt. 



Kamala Harris was not yet in the arena when he gave those words, because she commandeered a government airplane and told the pilots to go on a joyride for a while so she can have some personal time. 

I'll leave you with this. One of the victims in the Democratic National Committee's attempt to push Joe Biden back Monday night as late as possible to limit his exposure and damage, was James Taylor. He got bumped. Stephen Colbert's cold open on Tuesday night's Late Show, much to my surprise, actually committed an act of comedy. 



Bumping Sweet Baby James. Bashing billionaires for buying elections right before introducing a billionaire who bought the gubernatorial election in Illinois. Recklessly contributing to the destruction of the planet in order to watch a speech she could have seen in the limo on the way to the arena from the airport. Comrade Kamala is a lot of things - Communist, phony, radical, dumb. But she is at least consistently tone deaf, so she's got that going for her. On to Day Three.