Gosh, it's not often you get two asses handed to you in a couple of days, but that's what happened to skeevey Eric Swalwell.
The repugnant former FangFang bangbang, current Congressional representative, as well as candidate for governor of the formerly great state of California, was on a roll the likes of which, even as greasy as his skids are, he has rarely experienced.
The first ass handed him a present yesterday.
None other than his former stablemate and now the junior senator from California, Adam Schiff.
For anyone who needed another reason not to vote for him.https://t.co/lQpVYQxgxL
— Jack Dunphy 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 (@OfficerDunphy) February 9, 2026
One of the most shameless liars in the history of the Republic thinks that his partner in cover-up and collusion crimes will make a swell chief executive.
I wonder what Swalwell's got on the pencilnecked, bug-eyed freak that Schiff wants kept quiet.
On second thought, EW.
...Schiff, one of the state’s most prominent Democrats, previously served with Swalwell on the House Intelligence Committee, where they riled Republicans by investigating President Trump during his first term.
They also both worked to impeach Trump during his first term, with Schiff serving as the lead manager of Trump’s first impeachment and Swalwell as a manager of Trump’s second impeachment.
Schiff, in a statement, said Swalwell “has the vision and strength to take on our state’s biggest challenges and make real progress, from lowering costs for families to protecting our democracy from Donald Trump.”
“Congressman Swalwell and I worked together to investigate Trump during his first presidency, and Eric played a leadership role in the impeachment trial after the President incited a violent mob to attack the capitol on January 6th,” Schiff said. “What I saw then, and what I know now, is that Eric is fully prepared to get things done and deliver for the Golden State, even as he will fight to protect our values, rights and freedoms.”
The two of them are a vision of epic, toxic partisan corruption and mendacity I never thought I'd see, and neither has paid any penalty...yet.
I'm an optimist in that regard. One of these days, it'll come around on them.
🚨 HOLY CRAP. President Trump just posted a bombshell report that Eric Swalwell WORKED with Adam Schiff to leak classified information to trigger an investigation that would ultimately OVERTHROW the Trump administration
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) February 10, 2026
Swalwell and Schiff are CRIMINALS and must be expelled from… pic.twitter.com/9xPclyCEzg
...JOHN SOLOMON: "One of the guys that's in here is Eric Swalwell. Now, that is second-hand information from the whistleblower, but the whistleblower actually attended a meeting with Adam Schiff when he was a ranking member."
"He tells the FBI, where Adam Schiff authorized the leaking of classified secrets to dirty up Donald Trump and to try to build towards either a select committee in Congress or a special prosecutor!"
Some political analysts were chirpy after the Schiff announcement, touting Swalwell's improving political standing in the crowded Democratic race, but considering the quality of candidates they've got, that's hardly a nod to either man.
Sen. Adam Schiff is endorsing Eric Swalwell as the Bay Area House member gains momentum in California’s gubernatorial race, becoming the most prominent Democrat to choose sides in the contest.
...Swalwell has been gaining momentum since entering the race in November, leading all Democrats but self-funding billionaire Tom Steyer in fundraising during the second half of 2025 and picking up endorsements from eight of his California House colleagues.
He has focused heavily in his campaign on Trump-bashing and affordability issues. Schiff echoed that focus, praising Swalwell’s capacity “to take on our state’s biggest challenges and make real progress, from lowering costs for families to protecting our democracy from Donald Trump.”
The California Democrats are all pathetic, miserable, sniveling malcontents and incompetent egotists.
Did I leave anything out?
The 'affordability' issue Swalwell's supposed to be doing so well on is a hoot, considering the trouble he's in after using creative financing with his own household budgeting.
However, he should fit right in with the wreckage Gavin Newsom has left of the state's coffers.
A campaign finance expert is slamming progressive Rep. Eric Swalwell, D-Calif., for spending over $200,000 of his congressional campaign cash on an "inherently personal" expense: childcare.
Swalwell, who has been in Congress since 2013 and ran a brief and unsuccessful presidential bid in 2019, is currently running for California governor.
A Fox News Digital review of Federal Election Commission filings dating from 2019 to 2025 found that Swalwell's congressional campaign has reimbursed him over $200,000 for childcare-related costs.
A significant portion of those expenses, over $22,000, from his most recent House and gubernatorial campaign filings were for just three months of childcare from October to December 2025. The three payments on his gubernatorial campaign filing for "childcare" are made out to his wife, Brittany Swalwell, and total over $6,000.
But, it is California, so Swalwell is the latest entrant to poll decently against the resilient Republican pair running - Steve Hilton and Sheriff Chad Bianco - who have consistently remained in the top three as the Dems play musical positions.
CALIFORNIA POLL - Governor (top two advance)
— InteractivePolls (@IAPolls2022) February 9, 2026
🟥 Chad Bianco: 21%
🟦 Eric Swalwell: 18%
🟥 Steve Hilton: 17%
🟦 Katie Porter: 12%
🟦 Tom Steyer: 9%
🟦 Xavier Becerra: 6%
🟦 Matt Mahan: 5%
Swalwell (Dem) internal | EMC https://t.co/GqRlNtBa6l pic.twitter.com/mFfJ2vLKY7
If the bulk of Californian voters had any sense at all, which, sadly, they have shown repeatedly they do not, this next video would help sink the risible Swalwell.
It was in a congressional cross-examination of the head of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), after an excruciating exchange and a horribly executed 'gotcha,' while Swalwell postured in front of a larger-than-life blowup of little, abandoned Liam in his bunny hat.
Right there for the whole world to see.
The ass Swalwell gets handed is his own, and it's a thing of beauty.
WATCH: Rep. Swalwell references Liam Ramos when asking Acting ICE Director Todd Lyons if he'll resign
— Alpha News (@AlphaNews) February 10, 2026
Lyons responds: "No sir I won't. Because, sir, that child that you're showing right there, the men and women of ICE took care of him when his father abandoned him and ran from… pic.twitter.com/bLknrMNgS9
...Lyons responds: "No sir I won't. Because, sir, that child that you're showing right there, the men and women of ICE took care of him when his father abandoned him and ran from law enforcement."
Crushed him like the bug he is.
Poor Swalwell he doesn’t like government run daycare pic.twitter.com/8wHNjNXOVr
— The Questionable Gardner (@T_Q_Gardner) February 10, 2026
And if you're only going to do your day job 16% of the time, you'd think you'd be smart enough to make those few soundbites winners.
Eric Swalwell has abandoned his position to run for governor! He is doing nothing to help his constituents!
— Mike Netter (@nettermike) February 10, 2026
He has missed 82% of the votes between September 19th and Jan 21st! How can you be a good governor if you cannot manage to do your current job well? pic.twitter.com/gSTcEEtvxS
Then again - I know, I know - smart has nothing to do with any of this.
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