Winning over new friends everywhere
Pretty? OK. Impressive? Yes. But D.C. as a state? Nope.
“You should be embarrassed for existing.”
“You’re a crazy driver, you need to get off the road.”
No, I’m not kidding
Much ado about literally almost nothing
Rolling out the unwelcome mat
Only some people are allowed to say that Jews control the weather
So much for school safety. This was about politics
“And that’s a model based off the Rothschilds controlling the climate…”
“March For Our Lives organizers were planning their rally away from federal land…”
“These students are smart enough to see enough what goes on…”
Can’t win for losing
“There have been 3,286 rat complaints to the city this fiscal year…”
“the demonstration, planned by a group that calls itself DisruptJ20, was aimed at destruction, not freedom of expression.”
A real American success story
Hey, given the times we live in… why not, right?
“Work to remove the words is underway.”
He’s giving up on D.C.
Income shifting with industry
“devote the resources necessary to determine whether these developments are an anomaly…”
“Donald Trump is literally our President, but figuratively…”
Not exactly, but there are some cracks in the wall
Takin’ it from the street
The District is already broke
Signed, sealed, but not delivered
Spoiler alert… it’s not Dallas.
With homicides surging more than 50 percent this year, it’s probably not a comfort to residents of Washington D.C. that …
Brilliant plan. Now how about those permits?
Guess who’s going to pay for this one
Let’s go with the Magic 8-ball
It’s like “the wild west” in Washington, D.C. these days
Dud, thud, mud
Go for it.
“That’s assuming Jill Stein will give it up … she’s also a Russian asset. Totally.”
“He was a ceremonial figure.”