“I got a fevah!”
“Why don’t you stay in your lane and step the f*** off?”
“This is the real Collusion!”
“Americans can forgive one another.”
You’re even boring your own fans
Protect your own.
Somebody at SNL may be getting fired after this
No Weekend Update on this story
And it’s not just her new lawyer
“I like Trump. He’s my man.”
The guy’s earning a living, such as it is
I’m just going to admit it… I laughed through the whole thing
“I haven’t felt like this in a long, long time. “
How do you mock Trump without Trump?
Has SNL stopped even trying to be funny?
“It’s so rigged! HA HA HA HA!”
Bump or surge, take your pick
Mr. New York
Live from New York, it’s another stupid campaign law
Funny, as in not funny
Dud, thud, mud
Too far? Too soon?
“You may be suffering from presidential depression.”
“I really have no idea about how money works or how budgets work.”
Bonus… S.E. Cupp!
How long do I have to decide?
“…copy the Nordic model if you like, but understand that it entails a lot of capitalism and pro-business policies”
Um… should we tell them?
“Get on your knees tonight and ask for guidance on how to feel about this issue.”