Melania Trump
Apr 2018

Guess who is not coming to Trump’s first state dinner?

Karen Townsend Apr 21, 2018 1:01 PM

Congressional Democrats and media won’t be on the guest list.

President Trump will not.

“I realize that the level of vitriol from all sides … does nothing good for anyone…”

“When your clown makeup rubs off on Trump’s ass, does it make his butt look like a Creamsicle?”

Mar 2018

Leave Melania Trump alone about Stormygate

Allahpundit Mar 27, 2018 8:41 PM

“Melania should do for this generation of girls what Hillary Clinton did not do for mine, and leave her jerk of a husband.”

Simply fascinating

Feb 2018

Shouldn’t they have included some, er… facts?

Jan 2018

Really? The Holocaust?

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“…the full, unedited interview that will run later this week is 5,500 words of ‘cray.'”

“…they’d begun a sexual relationship, which continued for nearly a year.”

Dec 2017

“the tree is completely dependent on the artificial support”

Revealed: Melania Trump’s ideal Christmas

Andrew Malcolm Dec 08, 2017 12:41 PM

Melania’s favorite Christmas things

Bah, humbug

Oct 2017

The nose knows.

Oh, the places she’ll go!

Sep 2017

“Another fact that many people are unaware of is that Dr. Seuss’s illustrations are steeped in racist propaganda, caricatures, and harmful stereotypes.”

Aug 2017

She changed her shoes.

Jul 2017

The “cult of Melania?”

“Watch Donald Trump get owned in brutal handshake diss…”

Jun 2017

Melania Trump moving to the White House next week

John Sexton Jun 07, 2017 9:21 PM

“…expected to finally make their official move to Washington on June 14”

May 2017

“there’s nothing more zeitgeisty in 2017 than Trump schadenfreude”

You’d think he was in Russia

Big deal or actual big deal?

Apr 2017

The Daily Mail pays big for its innuendo about the First Lady

Mar 2017

All dressed up and not going where the press wants

Feb 2017

It’s not like we’re monitoring people’s private lives

“Editors have talked to the reporter in question about the lapse.”

Picking the best spot for the Trump-Putin summit

Andrew Malcolm Feb 11, 2017 2:31 PM

Will Pres. Trump brave the Slovenian dragon?

“I sincerely apologize to Mrs. Trump, her son, her husband and her parents for making these false statements.”

Jan 2017

Ivanka: I’m not the First Lady

Ed Morrissey Jan 19, 2017 10:01 AM

“A bit sexist”?

Nov 2016

Hilfiger: Hey, I’d dress Melania

Ed Morrissey Nov 23, 2016 6:01 PM


Voters not so sure about having his kids in the administration, though

Oct 2016

“I said to my husband that, you know, the language was inappropriate. It’s not acceptable.”

Aug 2016

Siena poll: Hillary up 30 points in New York

Ed Morrissey Aug 15, 2016 9:31 AM

Fantasy over.

Jul 2016

It’s going to be a No-Doz night.

“Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony said ‘This is your dream, anything you can do in your dreams you can do now.’”

Melania Trump advises America: ‘He’s your guy’

Andrew Malcolm Jul 19, 2016 12:16 PM

Donald Trump gives the shortest speech of his life

GOP convention day 1 theme: Make America Safe Again

Ed Morrissey Jul 18, 2016 10:01 AM

Star power.

May 2016

Thrill up his leg.

Mar 2016

Gutter ball