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“…the full, unedited interview that will run later this week is 5,500 words of ‘cray.'”
“…they’d begun a sexual relationship, which continued for nearly a year.”
“the tree is completely dependent on the artificial support”
Melania’s favorite Christmas things
The nose knows.
Oh, the places she’ll go!
“Another fact that many people are unaware of is that Dr. Seuss’s illustrations are steeped in racist propaganda, caricatures, and harmful stereotypes.”
She changed her shoes.
The “cult of Melania?”
“Watch Donald Trump get owned in brutal handshake diss…”
“…expected to finally make their official move to Washington on June 14”
“there’s nothing more zeitgeisty in 2017 than Trump schadenfreude”
You’d think he was in Russia
Big deal or actual big deal?
The Daily Mail pays big for its innuendo about the First Lady
All dressed up and not going where the press wants
It’s not like we’re monitoring people’s private lives
“Editors have talked to the reporter in question about the lapse.”
Will Pres. Trump brave the Slovenian dragon?
“I sincerely apologize to Mrs. Trump, her son, her husband and her parents for making these false statements.”
“I said to my husband that, you know, the language was inappropriate. It’s not acceptable.”
It’s going to be a No-Doz night.
“Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony said ‘This is your dream, anything you can do in your dreams you can do now.’”
Donald Trump gives the shortest speech of his life
Too close for comfort?
Thrill up his leg.