“When I snap my fingers you’ll be able to be around a family member with a different opinion.”
What in the wide wide world of sports is a-goin’ on here?
“the petition organizers themselves were members of the diversity program, receiving free classes from the theater”
“Who’s America’s dad now?”
“You can’t talk about anything.”
Blame.
“Just stop.”
“…everybody in public is the most caring person ever”
“The special takes the comic’s anti-wokeness schtick to a new level…”
“Late night is where punch lines go to die…”
At least it keeps her busy
What?
“It’s risky to hire someone who’s too edgy…”
Wear fur to protest the police
Sensitivity.
“They’re freaking out.”
“Patel’s mic wasn’t just cut off because he told offensive jokes to a sensitive, snowflake audience…”
Not so funny
Murder on the Identity Politics Express.
“BBC’s Head of Comedy puts Monty Python’s lack of originality down to a surfeit of education and racist bias.”
“Maybe we should all worry a little bit more about the niceness of our actions.”
“I’d rather be called a **** than, like, ma’am”
“You know, you can’t help and say it starts at the top.”
You’re even boring your own fans
This should make for some interesting regulatory negotiations
“For you have the power, but we have the vote.”
Assuming anyone will have her
“Davenport said she was a fan of Franken but now believes he should resign.”
Were we ever all that pure?
PSA.
Roast.
“…the death of comedy.”
And it’s not just her new lawyer
“He broke me. He broke me. He broke me.”
Probably not
4 ET!
Short run
“Humor.”
“It’s so rigged! HA HA HA HA!”
Downward slide
Mr. New York
“stop me if you’ve heard this socially insensitive insult…”
… into a ditch
“A laugh can be a very powerful thing.”
Trending
Another one bites the dust
All 50 state capitols on edge
Wrap it up