We ask that you not make a New Year’s resolution to exercise more.

A) It won’t last. Signing up for a year-long gym membership just to hit the treadmill for two-three weeks in January is not a sufficient use of capital.

B) Exercise is racist.

A TIME article declared the latter the truth on Wednesday. Specifically, the outlet contends the activity is deeply rooted in white supremacy.

“The White Supremacist Origins of Exercise, and 6 Other Surprising Facts about the History of U.S. Physical Fitness,” read the headline.