Associated Press Takes Another Swipe at Your Pets

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There's an iron law of climate change: if something brings human beings joy, it must be destroying the planet. 

Could it be that happiness is the real enemy of climate cultists? Are they really so unhappy that they want everybody so unhappy that they will queue up for the suicide pods that liberals are so excited to roll out?

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If you thought you hated Pravda Media enough, rethink your priorities

Now you have to give the Associated Press SOME credit for doing a deep dive into the subject of cats and dogs. After much research, they discovered that they have to eat, and as we know, the production of food is a bad thing. That's why European governments are closing farms to reach their Net Zero commitments. If there is too much farming, people will starve due to climate change!

Hey, just a thought: perhaps Pravda is so fond of Fauci because he likes to torture and kill Beagles? Just saying...

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The whole “pets are family members” idea isn’t just a sweet sentiment. Data shows that pet owners are increasingly buying food that resembles their own diets.

The trend toward refrigerated, “fresh” or even “human-grade” pet food can come with a price beyond the pet food budget.

One of the most climate intensive decisions we make is whether to own a pet. It’s for the same reason that humans have a big impact: They eat every day. And most of them eat meat. The environmental impact of meat includes the land the animal lived on, the food it ate, the waste it generated and other factors.

“What else do pets do? We have to feed them. I think that that’s why it’s number one,” said Allison Reser, director of sustainability and innovation at the Pet Sustainability Coalition.

Gee, then, let's quit feeding our animal companions. Or, perhaps, feed them climate change grifters. If we do the latter we don't have to turn our dogs into vegans. 

Manchester said it’s possible for dogs to be healthy on a vegan diet.

“Dogs can get plenty of protein and the right balance of protein without actually ingesting any meat,” Manchester said.

Cats rely more on animal products. Manchester said she doesn’t know of a balanced, commercially available vegan cat food. That means minimizing their impact comes from choosing less pollutive meat options when possible. Beef is the most pollutive protein. Chicken and fish are lower-impact, and plant-based options pollute the least.

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For God's sake. After we feed all the climate scientists to the dogs, Associated Press journalists should be next on the menu. 

No, I am just kidding. Barely, but still kidding. 

Of course, eating human flesh, according to New Scientist magazine, should be on the table, so to speak, for human beings as well. It's time to reconsider that taboo to save the climate.

Climate Change hysteria, as with alphabet ideology, is on the wane. But it is waning slowly, and only in areas not dominated by liberals who are continually seeking insane causes to champion and horrific policies to impose on the rest of us. As comforting as it is to see a climate fanatic like Bill Gates pull back from his most extreme positions, don't expect the Democrats to pull back on the insanity any time soon. 

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There is too much money, political momentum among their base, and they have bet big on climate alarmism radicalizing young people. 

That's why the AP is still expending money, time, and energy pushing this nonsense. 


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David Strom 2:00 PM | November 05, 2025
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