Chuck Norris fact: Chuck Norris will destroy you if you don't register to vote

Fun fun fun from the NRA. I assume most of our readers (gun owners especially) don’t need any encouragement on this point. But in case you do, know this: Failure to comply will result in you being roundhouse-kicked in the face.

Another Chuck Norris fact: Chuck Norris turned 70 years old a few months ago. Seriously?