I bet you can guess what it is
The Biden-Bernie level and the Everyone-Else level.
Dancing with the political stars
Not quite so popular
The amazing shrinking candidate
A boomlet still isn’t a boom
Maybe less of a dark horse than we thought
NAACP twists the truth to call Trump a racist.
Crossing the red Rubicon?
Trump near fifty?
Remember, this is still New York…
No longer Mr. Popularity
Or possibly both
And don’t blame us for the Election Night surprise … mostly.
We can all come together
If not them, we have a shark and a dog you could try
Not to suggest anything radical, but…
Coast to coast
Quit the ceiling
Let’s go with the Magic 8-ball
Come out swinging
When the cops are on your tail
Joining “radical liberals … to try to bring down our President.”
“Fox News is not a conventional news operation if it’s a news operation at all.”