“Iran is essentially a welfare state.”
“…exposes Tehran’s vast influence in Iraq”
“We in Iran know how to deal with protests.”
“I expected to be a hero like in a Tom Hanks movie.”
It’s a very stable genius move to do something abroad that’s sure to piss off your own party in Congress, …
Trump: Hey, the Kurds got “massive amounts of money,” so it’s cool to leave.
Call me, maybe?
Defense minister singing another tune?
“There is no other plausible explanation.”
And let Iran run it instead.
Promises U.S. strategy is working.
“…landmarks including the Statue of Liberty, the White House and Boston’s Fenway Park”
“We won’t blink to defend our territory.”
Prepare to be shocked. Not.
“I have worked long & hard with Robert. He will do a great job!”
“You are unfit to serve as our commander-in-chief.”
“Trump awaits instructions from his Saudi masters.”
“a combination of drones and cruise missiles…”
Pallets of cash?
Did you try rebooting?
Come back when you’re actually serious
“There is an active group … that sees value in keeping the rump JCPOA alive.”
“Our waters, not yours.”
“Just more lies and propaganda …”
“I am worried that USS Boxer has shot down their own UAS by mistake!”
Game of chicken.
Peace in our time?
“He’s my guy, he’s my friend.”