Except that’s not how it works
“And because of the senator from Texas, this government was shut down. For politics!”
Cracks in the wall?
Taking a stand, hopefully not the last
“I know some of you came here to fight. That is not happening today.”
A second bite at a poisonous apple.
Somehow they never learn
“We are filing this charge now rather than waiting until the BAC report is received…”
Anything for a vote.
It’s about time.
That’s not how this works, etc. etc.
“Today Jeff Sessions went back on his word.”
“What if we do away with civilization altogether?”
Not yet, but they might be soon
Shooting yourself in the foot
Colorado strikes again.
Or totally impossible, actually
And the story only gets stranger from there
You might want to stop sampling the product…
Good news for Capone
Follow the money. Your university did.
“[A] lack of adequate stewardship of Federal funds.”
Every time I read a story about drug use which is full of survey results and statistics I find it …
GOP: No revolt among electors.
You had one job …
Up in smoke
“…they are still underperforming compared to 2012.”
Colorado in play?
Time for a KO?
“I understand the tax laws better than almost anyone. And that is why I am one that can truly fix them.”
A bad solution in search of a problem
Seems like we’ve heard that line somewhere before
“She’s attacking the MPs whose votes she needs.”
A little bit here, a little bit there