On the way out
Sanders expected to win the big prize easily.
“I was recording the event, he walks up and calls me a racist.”
Use a gun, go to… counseling?
Here we go again
It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood…
“If Pete Buttigieg is elected it won’t feel like a vindication of Hillary Clinton. If a woman is elected, it will.”
Welcome to the party, pal
The field may be starting to thin
“If we’re not careful, we’re going to end helping to re-elect the worst president in American history.”
“This was not about us.”
Colorado is moving toward joining the ranks of other states passing so-called “red flag” gun control laws. It’s a new …
Right of refusal
Except that’s not how it works
“And because of the senator from Texas, this government was shut down. For politics!”
Cracks in the wall?
Taking a stand, hopefully not the last
“I know some of you came here to fight. That is not happening today.”
A second bite at a poisonous apple.
Somehow they never learn
“We are filing this charge now rather than waiting until the BAC report is received…”
Anything for a vote.
It’s about time.
That’s not how this works, etc. etc.
“Today Jeff Sessions went back on his word.”
“What if we do away with civilization altogether?”
Not yet, but they might be soon
Shooting yourself in the foot
Colorado strikes again.
Or totally impossible, actually
And the story only gets stranger from there
You might want to stop sampling the product…
Good news for Capone
“How are people supposed to find work if this goes on in some form for a year and a half?”
What a way to find out, too.
“There are too many people out at the same time and too many joggers at peak times.”