…and I really meant it – believe me, making you watch this doesn’t change a thing.

If anything, I respect you even more for being good sports.

The Colorado governor mugs and bounces like a Teletubby in a demented, Latinx-inspired Pee-wee’s Playhouse for Pols holiday video.

And it’s real. The NY Post didn’t piece it together from Polis wedding pictures or anything underhanded like that. They got it from the governor himself.

pic.twitter.com/pXlVQZnAEL

— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) December 25, 2023

It could be a pagan sacrificial ceremony of some sort.

…One X user responded to Polis’ account by writing, “¿Qué tipo de ritual de humillación es este?” The translation is: “What kind of humiliation ritual is this?“

A peculiarly big blue one.

In any event, whoever thought this perky Ricky-Martin-on-ludes rendition of the 70’s Christmas classic was a terrific idea probably should have his huevos publicly fried. Unless it was…well…el Jefe himself. But, boy, whoever’s responsible, the timing was mierda.

Colorado Gov. Jared Polis is drawing harsh criticism for his “Feliz Navidad” holiday message as the state struggles for resources while battling a significant immigration crisis, just days after Denver received 16 busloads of migrants.

…Some even insinuated that Polis was “pandering” to the growing Latino community in the state.

“This is ridiculous and you look as uncomfortable doing it as I did watching it. What was the real purpose of this?” one user wrote in Spanish under the video. “Because if I were of Latin descent, I would make fun of you instead of thinking, ‘Oh yeah, I’m going to vote for that guy.’”

16 busloads of illegals? Well, Feliz Navidad, indeed…to them. Not so much to Polis’ constituents.

Besides the obvious problems of who’s paying for these people and where are they going to stay, the illegals seem to have stepped off the freedom shuttle with a helluva ‘tude.

…The city tells CBS News Colorado there are at least 340 migrants that have been dropped off in Denver since Thursday night. Many arrived from Texas, but their original places of origin include Venezuela, Columbia and Guatemala. This is an area they have never been to before. With them filling up the Zuni and Speer area, one woman tells CBS News Colorado it’s been difficult having them near the place she works. She says she tried to help them, but she did not get a good response.

“They speak bad to me,” Gerena said. “I am the only one that speaks Spanish. I tried to help them. I tried to explain the rules, but they don’t like it. There are too many people. They are so bad with me and with my boss.”

Explain the “rules”?

WE DON’T NEED NO STINKIN’ RULES – WE’RE HERE AREN’T WE?

…We have to take the stick to clean the window because they steal every night,” Gerena said.

Call police, Navidad!

Probably wouldn’t hurt to put that lot on the next buses full of “migrants” Denver has…headed to Chicago, whut?

Oh, look at all the lonely people Denver’s repacked up and sent out of town.

More than 18,400 migrants have come to Denver since the first buses of people who are fleeing unsafe conditions in Venezuela began arriving in the city around Christmas, overwhelming shelters and city workers.

The number of buses from the Texas border is rising again, with Denver officials accusing Texas Gov. Greg Abbott of ramping up the frequency to several busloads per week.

…And while Colorado is pointing at Texas, Denver has sent more than one-third of the migrants who come here on to other other cities — mostly Chicago and New York City. Denver has since December paid for one-way tickets for 6,739 people trying to reach other parts of the country.

Chicago might be even colder and more unfriendly than Denver in the winter.

Wear your fleece, Navidad!

What IS it with Democratic political figures and their cutesy pandering to their Hispanic citizens?

I remember Jill Biden’s infamous “Si, se pudding” butchering of the Spanish language…

…and then?

YOU’RE ALL BREAKFAST TACOS IN MY EYES

And never, EVER forget the dueling Booker v Beto Spanglish segments in the Dem debates. The visuals.

Corey Booker’s face when Beto stole his schtick by speaking Spanish before him. pic.twitter.com/CZ90CHU940

— Mr. Opportunity (@SamHaney12) February 20, 2023

Lord.

People talking about Beto’s Spanish but ignoring Corey Booker speaking this strange language

Can anyone translate? #DemDebate #Beto #Booker #NoHablaEspañol #PanderOlympics pic.twitter.com/1k5w26gLO1

— Lamar War Room of ChristianforArizona.com (@LamarWarRoom) June 27, 2019

I’m guessing the hosts and pundits on Sunday’s round tables hadn’t seen the latest Dem luminary to not only habla, but warble the Español.

.@costareports' underreported story: the rise of Democratic governors like Pennsylvania's Josh Shapiro, Michigan's Gretchen Whitmer and Colorado's Jared Polis. He says they're quietly becoming national powers and "a real indicator of where this Democratic Party could be going." pic.twitter.com/MPtuIe5IRG

— Face The Nation (@FaceTheNation) December 26, 2023

Really, Costas? Polis and the others are “quietly becoming national powers” and “a real indicator of where this Democratic Party could be going”?!

Oh, puh-LEEZ, Navidad!