Or perhaps a lot short
“Since September, the Constitution hasn’t changed — but the poll numbers have.”
Shoe, meet other foot
Yeah, no one gets him, Ms. Rice.
“I think if he had to do it over again, he wouldn’t make the joke.”
Is this real life?
“He was born in the U.S. This was fun, about us and coming home.”
“Supporters of the president, like CNN, keep wanting to talk about other issues.”
“Donald, Donald, you’re beginning to sound a little ridiculous.”
Hawaii: Arpaio never asked us about it.
Give $44. Get a coffee mug imprinted with Obama’s birth certificate.
Where’s the mirth certificate?
Where’s the birth certificate?
“A lot of people were wrong.”
“I knew I had been born. I remembered it.”
“He’s a game-show host.”
“I don’t want to say who.”
Math is hard.
“But will their taxes go up?”