“Fifty-thousand copies, gone! The ink on his trunks barely had time to dry,” said Trump aide Maggie Rosenthal. “The Cowboys’ cheerleaders can’t move merch like this!”

The former President displayed a variety of swim trunks in several locations, showcasing his range and diversity as a model. “The calendar is unbelievably beautiful, everyone is saying so,” said Mr. Trump as he signed a copy. “January is terrific, totally gorgeous. February, everyone keeps asking about it – absolutely tremendous. People say nothing could look better. Then March comes along, and whoa!”

Despite many naysayers declaring the calendar unbecoming of a serious Presidential candidate, the demand has been overwhelming.