Newly discovered transcripts from NASA’s Apollo 10 mission have revealed that the astronauts came across some unexpected (and unwanted) problems during the trip. …

The troubles are first mentioned by the Commander (CDR), Mr Stafford, who said: ‘Give me a napkin quick.

‘There’s a turd floating through the air.’

Mr Young, the Command Module Pilot (CMP), responds: ‘I didn’t do it. It ain’t one of mine.’

At which point Mr Cernan, the Lunar Module Pilot (LMP), added: ‘I don’t think it’s one of mine.’

Then Mr Stafford said: ‘Mine was a little more sticky than that. Throw that away.’ …

Mr Cernan: ‘Here’s another goddamn turd. What’s the matter with you guys? Here, give me a –.

‘Well, babe, if it was me, I sure would know I was sh*tting on the floor.’