Zohran of Mamdani Has Big Plans When He Receives His Kingdom

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Dis guy.

DIS GUY

The more he opens his mouth and has those pearly whites glittering as he yaps his wild stuff, the more I have to give credit to whoever it was who came up with the Zoolander analogy.

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He's just so phony baloney, you know, there is no way he could possibly be real.

And then, it's like, but he is. This disaster in waiting could easily happen because a fair number of people in New York City are complete idiots.

EE-DEE-OTS

Now, I thought his language back at the beginning of the summer was just the usual revolutionary spew from a perky new comer who didn't have a prayer but really enjoyed all the attention.

VIOLENCE IS AN ARTIFICIAL CONSTRUCT

Seriously - who says that and means it? The only time you normally ever hear it is at a fraternity party where some drunk doofus is trying to impress a nubile and dingy sorority girl with deep thoughts he stole out of Good Will Hunting.

New York City, on the other hand, is acting like a smitten and giddy nineteen-year-old away from home for the first time, while the neighborhood lounge lizard croons sweet nothings.

And expensive nothings they are. The math is staggering when you stack up his programs.

For one thing, early on, he proposed buying up private housing to 'establish community land trusts.' Mamdani even had a neat little cartoon made up to illustrate the concept so all the people who want free or really cheap houses would understand and vote for him.

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Cheap hookers, too!

Well. Cheaper.

Hey! Gotta save where you can.

Zohran Mamdani figures you can’t handle the truth — the truth about his support for legalization of prostitution.

His campaign doesn’t want to talk about it at all — but can’t escape the fact that he’s still co-sponsoring an Assembly bill to “decriminalize” prostitution.

That means no arrests for hookers or johns; at most, the occasional desk appearance ticket, if police even bother with that. (And expect cops in Mamdani’s NYPD to be under orders against it.)

That doesn’t technically count as full-on legalization, plead his mouthpieces — but has the same result: “sex workers” able to freely ply their trade wherever they choose — or, more to the point, wherever their pimps demand.

GET ON THE ZOHRAN'S FREE BUS, GUS

Cha-CHING! $700M a year.

Mamdani's pledging an '800%' increase in hate crime prevention programs unless it's anyone he hates.

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On The Zohran's list would be, like, white people...

... billionaires (millionaires like his folks are okay)...

...and Jews.

Mamdani's delightful crew of professional, college-educated, nepo baby sociopaths is completely on board.

No money to prevent hating you.

Being an uber-progressive, though, he is going to find even more tens of millions - in a city already struggling to survive a $34.3B budget deficit over the next three years - to fund *checks notes* gender-affirming care.

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Talk about your priorities!

'Okay,' says The Zohran. 'I will!'

The adding machine is clicking away like mad.

There are going to be some deductions ahead, though, as The Zohran is also talking 'income equity' besides hatin' on billionaires.

The deductions there pile up fast. See, those people tend to pack up and move because they can. 

This is a phenomenon known as 'urban flight', aka 'decimating your tax base.'

Speaking of EE-DEE-OTS, Levi Strauss nepo baby (as well as Smart & Final food store chain heir) Congressman Dan Golden says he thinks The Zohran's ideas are swell!

Why?

Well, Dan doesn't live anywhere near where The Zohran could get his hands on any of Dan's money.

SEE? HE'S NOT SO DUMB - HE JUST ACTS TH...

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Nevermind. Goldman is as dumb as a box of rocks.

The pressure is now on Curtis Sliwa to drop out and hand vote share to Randy Andy Cuomo.

As late as Adams dropped out, I'm not sure Sliwa's departure would be enough to help. All the names are already on the ballots. People will still vote for Adams, and they will sure as heck drop a check next to Sliwa because the thought of Cuomo is too disgusting to contemplate.

I don't know that there's much of a difference if Sliwa leaves.

The only thing that saves the city is a sudden come-to-Jesus moment of clarity at the ballot box for a majority of New Yorkers.

Is that promised rent control for your 450 sq ft box flat with a flush toilet and sink really worth sinking the whole city?

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