Mothers, protect your babies.
Fathers, warn your young men about the type of 'women' they should be very, very wary of , especially if they are ambitious to boot.
As in, AVOID AT ALL COSTS.
There's a reason every Disney ee-ville queen looks just a little too harsh and too scary perfect.
It's because that 'human' thing is fake.
She'll only hurt you even as she tells you, in the most reasonable and soothing voice ever, where you've hurt her over and over again.
THIS VIRUS IS OUR ENEMY
Not her. She was only doing it for you - and for the children - when she issued a stay-at-home order that banned everything but kayaking (?), even selling seeds. Michigan might as well have been, oh, whacked out California during the pandemic, the state was that insanely, illogically draconian under Whitmer's leather-gloved fist.
CRACK THAT WHIP
Gretchen Whitmer banned lawn care services, travel between residences, and the sale of paint and plants. pic.twitter.com/hLv34FtMUA
— DeSantis War Room 🐊 (@DeSantisWarRoom) April 14, 2023
No doubt she needed that Florida vacay in the middle of it. Being draconian takes a lot out of a girl.
Being a champion of #wymmins and all things progressive is exhausting, too.
There are constant, frivolous parties to go to keep your true constituency happy, but when you are purposeful, you can float like a butterfly...
Gretchen Whitmer frequents them as well. pic.twitter.com/SbPVO9JPVK
— 🙏🇺🇸❤️Michelle❤️🇺🇸🙏 (@LTLZAK42) February 23, 2025
...and sting like a fire ant.
Just now seeing this … what the Hell is she babbling about? Democrats don’t put money in people’s pockets. 😂😂😂 What costs have they cut? What a nutty broad.pic.twitter.com/tpu3xOjTsn
— The🐰FOO (@PolitiBunny) July 21, 2024
Things like that tend to stick with people. It's not enough that she's driven Michigan's economy and infrastructure into the drink and sold a good chunk of it away into the arms of the Chinese.
People have doubts about her veracity on any number of topics, particularly concerning her involvement with the FBI plot to organize her kidnapping.
— MAZE (@mazemoore) July 20, 2024
Power-hungry harpies like Whitmer are a good piece of what drove a record number of you men to vote for Trump this past November, a statistic that is still proving to absolutely befuddle the Democratic and progressive brain.
'WHY?' they cry impotently into their darkened rooms or on talk show soundstages.
Even when cooler, saner heads try to explain it slowly and politely, they still don't get it.
'We're so cool - look! How can you not love us?' as they coyly and openly scheme on hot mics how to 'get them back'...
Kamala Harris is at a bar pretending to have a beer with Gretchen Whitmer.
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) October 27, 2024
I just died from cringe. pic.twitter.com/5WA8ywgTuR
...without the faintest comprehension about why they were abandoned, to begin with.
Bill Maher and the panel on Kamala's hot mic moment with Gretchen Whitmer, concerned about the male vote. Bill Maher believes Trump wins the male vote because he allows freedom of speech unlike Democrats:
— Eric Abbenante (@EricAbbenante) November 2, 2024
Bill Maher: "Kamala was caught off mic saying to Gretchen Whitmer 'We need… pic.twitter.com/v6D46L5jAH
...Bill Maher: "Kamala was caught off mic saying to Gretchen Whitmer 'We need to move ground among men' We like him because he talks the way we used to be able to talk anywhere. When he's back in, we'll just be able to speak freely. I kind of get that too."
Tim Miller: "We're speaking freely. That's the thing I really don't get."
Bill Maher: "We're talking about what can I say in the office."
Tim Miller: "That seems like a personal problem."
Newsflash: Room full of liberals not affected by censorship, does not think it's a problem.
But Whitmer's time for lording it over MI has run out and she has aspirations on a national stage with a rival in lousy governance in the person of Gavin Newsom standing in her way.
Perhaps forewarned by the results of the November elections and the seismic shift among the young male demographic, Whitmer seems to have an inkling that her shrill, aggressive, polarizing advocacy of the hard left's favorite causes won't carry her to the race, less mind the finish line. She needs to begin softening her approach and working on some sort of outreach to the conservatively minded males of the species she so obviously holds in little regard.
She gave that 'kinder, gentler Whitmer' its first shot at her state-of-the-state speech Wednesday night.
Michigan Democratic Gov. Gretchen Whitmer made a direct appeal to young men who shifted sharply to the right in the most recent election in a speech Wednesday in which she continued to call for each major party to work across the aisle.
Whitmer delivered her speech just days after sitting next to President Donald Trump at a White House dinner and reiterated her hope to find common ground with him. As a potential 2028 presidential candidate with a national profile built on advocating for women’s rights, Whitmer emphasized that her message was directed “to all young people, but especially to our young men.”
“The last thing any of us wants is a generation of young men falling behind their fathers and grandfathers,” Whitmer said.
Sure, gov - I'm sure no one will remember you doing everything in your power as an elected leader to make sure young men did precisely that - fall so far behind they're out of the picture. You have had no trouble shoving young men aside and marginalizing them at every opportunity in favor of anything but.
Her big plan is pathetic gruel, too.
...Whitmer nodded to areas where women have outpaced men in recent years, including educational achievement and home-buying. She said twice as many women are enrolling in a state program for tuition-free community college as men.
Republican House Speaker Matt Hall said after Whitmer’s speech that she is trying to figure out “what is the right message to try to bring men back to the Democratic Party.”
“The rhetoric is great, but the record has to match that,” Hall said.
Whitmer pledged to sign an executive order to boost young men’s enrollment in education and skill-training programs.
Color me unimpressed. Anybody else?
Ah.
It's not just Gavin Newsom -- Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer is testing the 2028 waters by attempting to appeal to young male voters. Seems like a tall mountain for her to climb: https://t.co/qUzpI9768p
— Andrew Tavani (@andrewtavani) February 27, 2025
Well, there ya go.
Not only is she a vile person in her own right, she's been a miserable chief executive for her state...
But Gretchen Whitmer told us the state of the state is “strong” https://t.co/TLc6rvaVlo
— The Midwesterner (@Th_Midwesterner) February 27, 2025
...a dystopian autocrat...
Michigan spent $4.5B on corporate welfare last year, with only 9% of jobs promised actually created, but Governor Whitmer would rather track and tax your mileage to fix the damn roads than defund her crony capitalism ventures. #PoorMichiganMileageTrackAndTax https://t.co/0hiNNp1cPE pic.twitter.com/wVel5QyhSH
— Heather Dow (@PatriotPostGirl) February 24, 2025
...an advocate for every freak cause the progressives could latch onto and a loyal Democratic footsoldier for the Biden-Harris regime.
Whitmer hasn't the first clue how to bring the boys back, and it's laughable to think that she believes, 'Hey, we'll pay for you to go to plumber's school!' is a terrific first step to mending that relationship.
Then again, I will thank my lucky stars that every Democrat who sniffs around being a contender has proven to be equally as clueless and worthless.
What a great time to be alive.