That is one of the great imponderables of living in the current age with this dementia addled, geriatric grifter still tottering around the White House grounds in his specialty tip-toe shoes.

With all the evidence accumulating, I tend to lean on the side of the little girl in the taco commercial, when she answers “Why can’t we have both?”

We’re all familiar with POTATUS and his hands-on/nosy approach to children, but he does it with women as well. There was a truly gross picture from his VP campaign days, with bikers in Ohio that raised eyebrows, a pair or two belonging to the male companions of the chica on Biden’s lap he was busy schnoodling.

That one always stuck in my mind for the “ick” factor, and there have been repeated instances since. Matter of fact – you knew I was going to say that – President Grabby Pants was at it again last night, with all the cameras rolling.

See, they had a film premier at the White House, and all these Hollywood types showed up, including one sassy, gorgeous little Latino actress…and damn.

Biden hosts Eva Longoria at the White House for a screening of her new movie: "We've known each other for a long time. She was 17, I was 40." pic.twitter.com/uD4vkAch7Z

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) June 16, 2023

Creepy Joe couldn’t keep his mitts to himself.

She had to scrape him off.

Just Biden groping Eva
Longoria’s breast as she hastily steps back & moves his hands away. This man is not fit to be around women or children, let alone president. He has a history of this sordid behaviour yet Democrats ignore it. pic.twitter.com/T8lOLCaCli

— Polly Tickal (@BubblesToBurst) June 16, 2023

LITERALLY, scrape his hands off from running up her ribcage.

It’s like you need a shower after watching his scuzzy smooth movin’.

ICK ICK ICK

Then there’s his unending. vociferous pandering to the trans community, the most anti-women community on earth. Biden wants men with appendages in your daughters’ locker and bathrooms, in your wife’s restroom, changing with them at the gym or pool. showering after a workout or yoga class. He wants your daughter or wife or sister’s hard work and natural talents to be all for naught and wasted by the male his legislation and executive orders allow into her competition.

He wants to erase girls’ and women’s athletic achievements. Biden wants those records to earn him votes – he could care less if the records were fairly earned.

Then there’s his actions as a manager. His bold stand for equality and for treating people fairly. For treating everyone the right way.

I mean, take this Ducklo guy, here. Sounds like a come-back story right? Used to work at the White House, beat cancer, working for a mayor in Tennessee, and now it’s being announced he’s returning to the Biden fold.

There is much rejoicing and many #FeelGoodz

No one knows what “heart” means like @TDucklo.

The darkest day of the campaign was when he suddenly learned he had cancer.

In 2 months he was back doing 20 hour days in early states – and back teaching us how to be our best.

He’s trustworthy, capable, and never gives up. https://t.co/E7H4t5iTJO

— Andrew Bates (@AndrewBatesNC) June 16, 2023

Ah. Of course, there’s a catch. There’s always a catch, especially with Two-Faced Joe.

Hey, Mr. Ducklo! Why for you leave the White House the first time?

OH.

And it was bad..

White House Press Aide TJ Ducklo Resigns Over Threats Against Reporter

…White House press secretary Jen Psaki also issued a statement, accepting Ducklo’s resignation.

“We accepted the resignation of TJ Ducklo after a discussion with him this evening. This conversation occurred with the support of the White House Chief of Staff,” Psaki said. “We are committed to striving every day to meet the standard set by the President in treating others with dignity and respect, with civility and with a value for others through our words and our actions.”

On Friday, Vanity Fair published a report that described Ducklo lashing out at Politico reporter Tara Palmeri. Ducklo reportedly made derogatory and misogynistic comments toward Palmeri, vowing to “destroy” her if she published a piece about his romantic relationship with Axios political reporter Alexi McCammond.

He was only forced to resign after Psaki suspended him for a week, which left people pointing out the obvious hypocrisy. It seriously conflicted with her boss’s high-falutin’ inauguration rhetoric. That “new tone” NPR was so proud of:

A new tone

…Trump liked to put his personal stamp on everything, but Biden takes every opportunity to emphasize that he wants a presidency that is about treating everyone with dignity.

Biden made a point of that during a virtual swearing-in of political appointees.

“If you ever work with me,” the president said, “and I hear you treat another colleague with disrespect, talk down to someone, I will fire you on the spot.”

Message received.

“New tone” and “MESSAGE RECEIVED”?

Biden brings back operative who sexually harassed and threatened to ‘destroy’ female journalist

…For those of you who don’t remember, back at the very start of Biden’s presidency, People magazine published a press release fluff piece announcing that Ducklo, then White House deputy press secretary, was dating Alexi McCammond, an Axios political reporter. When Tara Palmeri, then at POLITICO, tried to get the full story directly on Inauguration Day from Ducklo, the Democratic operative told her, “I will destroy you.”

“During the off-the-record call, Ducklo made derogatory and misogynistic comments, accusing Palmeri of only reporting on his relationship — which, due to the ethics questions that factor into the relationship between a journalist and White House official, falls under the purview of her reporting beat — because she was ‘jealous’ that an unidentified man in the past had ‘wanted to f—‘ McCammond ‘and not you,'” Vanity Fair reported at the time.

Ain’t he a charmer? Just a scale chip off the old snek boss.

And now he’s back.

You bet, NPR – we got the message, loud and clear.