Narrator: This is not at all shocking
Same ol’, same ol’.
It’s for the children, you know.
Pick a side.
Do it by the book
“the suspect was feared to be wearing a bomb vest…”
Some of these fires probably aren’t “accidents”
“I’m still kind of in shock from it…”
“He converted to Islam 18 months ago…”
“…landmarks including the Statue of Liberty, the White House and Boston’s Fenway Park”
“There are people you just stabbed, you dog!”
“I would hate to be a part of, you know, paving that kind of path.”
Still guilty of taking a photo
“Why did any of these women end up in Syria to begin with?”
“It was the [shattered] windows … that superficially injured the people…”
What could go wrong?
Martial law imposed — and a social-media blackout.
“An isolated incident.”
“…to engage in jihad, to die as martyrs”
Is arrogant the way to go?
Going nuclear — literally?
Revoked three years ago.
Can the US revoke her citizenship?
“Trump, in other words, is a bigger threat than terrorism.”
“…the moment they tried to arrest the man they spotted in the Neudorf neighborhood, he started shooting.”
“The 29-year-old was armed with a gun and a knife and escaped the area in a taxi…”
And don’t let go.
“…both victims were U.S. citizens visiting the Netherlands”
Who does that?
“Do not forget, Mr Corbyn, that you will be judged by the company you keep.”
“This is so dangerous.”
“It just feels like they’re coming for us.”
“They’re victimizing these poor people twice.”
“…resembled Islamic State calls via video to attack police with knives and steal their weapons”
“… known to police as someone who was radicalized in prison.”
Are these guys still around?
Or a 12-step program to normality.
“It is irresponsible to promote this drug at this time.”
Been there, done that.
“we need a test that performs better than some of these other tests.”