“It is imperative that Special Counsel Robert Mueller be allowed to complete his investigation…”
“He sighted on the center of the president’s back, and squeezed the trigger.”
Let’s slow our roll a little here, shall we?
One Russian, one American
Er … which president?
“the job was ordered at the highest level.”
The Russian connection, part two
“You’re perfectly entitled to your own opinions — not your own facts.”
Looks like it
“…the two Russians had cyber tools for sabotaging the laboratory.”
Nothing to see here, move along
“It’s one of the oldest working clocks in the world.”
Kids these days
“Russia pledged to preserve Idlib as a ‘deescalation zone’ and end the war through diplomacy.”
A “stunning escalation in Russian aggression”?
Hanlon’s Razor applies.
“This was not a rogue operation.”
“Help the state, die before your pension.”
“I should have been more clear — including with you — that I could not independently confirm what happened.”
Sure. That sounds just, er… great
We welcome our new, gold-plated overlords.
Here Be Dragons
“[P]rosecutors are considering filing charges by the end of August…”
“Nelson was not supposed to speak publicly about the matter”
“He’s either lying or circling back to try to cover up that he leaked classified information”
“I think we made the offer we can live with.”
Message received, then.
Who knew a Texas state senator could end Russian meddling in American elections?