Blame the coronavirus.
Joe has a problem with numbers
“…told investigators that he’d ridden his bike to the area to observe the aftermath of recent protests”
Going to require some improvisation
“Trump doesn’t want us mailing in, [so] I’m not mailing it in.”
You wouldn’t want to lose your business, would you?
Nice funding you got there. Be a shame if anything happened to it
Keep on digging, Joe
Net positive on COVID-19 handling.
Stupid is as stupid does
But you do you, Bernie
“…they’re going to have a hard time winning.”
Following in the footsteps of Baltimore
Democrats will be, too.
“[Y]ou have a potentially hackable computer standing between the voter and the record.”
Not so fast, folks
Turn out the lights …
We don’t need no stinking court rulings
Other people’s money
Might want to call in Professor Proton on this one
NBC: Democrats still haven’t figured out how to beat Trump.
“It’s a little bit of a referendum.”
“He came in yelling at us”
But no apology to the women he berated in the street.
“I’ve got a hundred dollars to anybody who will identify any of these three”
Who could possibly have predicted this?
“Mumia Abu-Jamal is guiltier than O.J.”
“They want to get all this environment projects done in 10 years and it’s impossible.”
It’s motor voter time once again
“The facts in this matter more closely resemble neglect cases where the injury manifests at some point in time after the neglect…”
“Charter has connections to Antifa and was in a leadership role on the night of June 22…”
Trump: Let’s do more stimulus checks and less unemployment.