“Gladly, I’ll vote for him in 2020!”
“I was ambushed and then perp walked across the pages of The Washington Post and Variety as an avatar of male misogyny…”
Even mentioning “He’s a friend” would have been good.
It’s a great life.
How about Sex and the State?
“I want every Democrat to answer that question.”
A tablet for every cell.
“Democrats wanted a DACA fix. They didn’t get it. The Democrats lost.”
“2017 was a year of unrelenting bias, unfair news coverage, and even downright fake news.”
“Officials recall Wolff telling them he’d known Trump a long time and that the president called him ‘the best.'”
“All forms of media will tank if I’m not there because without me, their ratings are going down the tubes.”
I imagine the op-eds would be a lot nicer…
“He seems to be saying, ‘I’m sorry for what you think I did.'”
Of course, the alternative was to be arrested
Well, you might have a point with the Washington Post, but…
“It was at the Chinese insistence there were no questions today.”
“My behavior was wrong and inexcusable, and I accept full responsibility.”
“Everybody knew [about Mark].”
“… until the questions of his past conduct are fully understood.”
“If he didn’t say that I would have got hit.”
The Peoples’ Princess
Shutting down the last of the free media
The Brandenburg grate.
“We hope these journalists will become good ambassadors for Israel.”
And so the Sun pilgrims cameth to see.
“You don’t care about those things.”
“I have this warning for would-be leakers: DON’T DO IT.”