“I want you to vote. Pretend I’m on the ballot.”
“Journalists in America have a lot to answer for. Why couldn’t they play this down the middle?”
Dear media outlets: We know what wind and rain looks like.
“A cigar is sometimes … just a cigar.”
$15-grand a month wasn’t good enough
In happier times
“I’m tired of this!”
“I am a daughter of an immigrant.”
Don’t look down.
Thinks of nothing but murder all day.
“It will be a cage match like no other in modern times.”
“Why are we hiding this from the American people?”
Too much too fast to comprehend
Fair is fair, but how is it fair?
Before online, there was on-bike.
“…not giving them any attention will do more to stop school shootings than any gun control measure ever will.”
“Gladly, I’ll vote for him in 2020!”
“I was ambushed and then perp walked across the pages of The Washington Post and Variety as an avatar of male misogyny…”
Even mentioning “He’s a friend” would have been good.
It’s a great life.
How about Sex and the State?
“I want every Democrat to answer that question.”
A tablet for every cell.
“Democrats wanted a DACA fix. They didn’t get it. The Democrats lost.”
“2017 was a year of unrelenting bias, unfair news coverage, and even downright fake news.”
“Officials recall Wolff telling them he’d known Trump a long time and that the president called him ‘the best.'”
“All forms of media will tank if I’m not there because without me, their ratings are going down the tubes.”
I imagine the op-eds would be a lot nicer…