Satire is dead.
Quietly. Oh so quietly.
Anything for a bit of publicity.
“Republicans know how President Obama won, yet there is a contentious debate among progressives about how to run campaigns.”
“If Pete Buttigieg is elected it won’t feel like a vindication of Hillary Clinton. If a woman is elected, it will.”
A Clinton connection too.
“Do not pursue it for trivial partisan political purposes.”
At the intersection of politics and culture
“It’s our America.”
Even the Broadway crowd isn’t interested in the Clintons.
“I’m willing to make it clear if we need to.”
Equal hypocrisy under the law.
“There were Republicans then who are still there who know better and are afraid to stand up and say what they know.”
NARAL: “There’s NO political or ideological excuse …”
“They plan to focus on stories by and about women.”
“Turn this state blue once and for all.”
Three words: Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania.
The mighty have fallen.
Plus: Bonus dunk on Hillary.
“Hey, let’s have a ‘great power’ contest and let’s get the Chinese in on the side of somebody else.”
“I’m trying to grapple with the word ‘suggest.'”
Grassley: Did Hillary collude with the Russians?
Had aide tell Biden it wasn’t a good idea.
Plus: Would the DNC used leaked Trump tax returns? Er …
“I’m really of the mind that the Mueller report is part of the beginning. It’s not the end.”
“Depends on the stolen material.”
Not betting on anyone yet
Looking from the inside out this time
“Mitch McConnell had polio as a child.”
“From my perspective.”
Clever for a rock
“We will bring everyone home.”
Winning over new friends everywhere