Somehow this needed to be said
Nice to see you finally coming around
Who you gonna believe — us, or your own lying eyes?
Funny how that works
Phase 4? “Emergency, mitigation, recovery.”
Last chance for the Bernie Bros?
“I think it was fine.”
“The Defamatory Article does not cite to any facts or reasoning in support of this claim.”
“You’re in the same party!”
“There is ZERO credible evidence that there was any rigging on Super Tuesday…”
Keep calm, wash your hands, and work from home.
“I guess I wasn’t arrested, I was stopped. I was not able to move where I wanted to go.”
“So you do know that was Bernie’s position in 2016?”
“It’s not our job to get in fights with presidents. It’s not our job to one-up presidents.”
“So, give me a media critique. Was that stupid on my part?”
“I took him seriously.”
“The jury just did it.”
Especially Minnesota Nice Avenger.
“Out of 100 senators, zero believe you on the argument there is no quid pro quo. Stop making it.”
“Why can’t you say if the data is correct or incorrect?”
“I didn’t catch everything that was said.”
“They think you’re a joke.”
Uhhh …. not really.
CNN show host and guests will re-elect Trump
It’s only wrong when others are doing it…
Did CNN try to “table” criticism of Schiff?
“It allows them to live very comfortably in their 42%.”
“Everything is very peaceful at the moment.”
Once again, it’s only wrong when one side does it.
Plus: More CNN whining!
McConnell: Solemn, eh?
Let the hate flow through you.
Horror story author weighs in, too.
“People are not going to vote for four more years of this.”
“The majority is clearly European.”