Imagine our surprise
This has long since gotten out of hand
Um… what’s that again?
Still on the loose, somehow
It’s a mystery
Herd immunity collapse
“…charged with felony assault in this case”
“…also suspected of setting a series of small trash fires in and around synagogues”
“…the vandalism forced the cancellation of a political event”
And they don’t seem happy
Historic moment squandered.
Hard to pin down
Next up: a trial at The Vatican?
Turns out he was onto something