A few pre-midterms thoughts to start the week:
~Yesterday the last undecided voter in America made up her mind: bigshot Michigan Democrat Haley Stevens announced she'd be voting for the Republican. Which isn't usually the way it goes: it's almost like the Bush family faxed her the playbook upside down. However, the Dems have cunningly neutralised such defections by signing up the dead - and not just deceased humans:
'Biscuit' the dog is latest dead felon to get their voting rights back from Spanberger, confused owner says
A Southside Virginia lawmaker is demanding an investigation after a constituent received an official rights-restoration certificate for his dog, Biscuit, a beagle-hound mix from Goochland County that died about five years ago...
Well, okay. I can get behind votes for dead beagle-hound mixes, especially after the psychotic Fauci's beaglecide. But I don't want some shih tzu or chow-chow flying into the Northern Mariana Islands and dropping an anchor puppy.
If the need to enroll canine corpses suggests that Democrats are not quite as confident as the polls might warrant, well, PBS is already prepping the battle-space:
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