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Most noticeably is the grayish soot, made up of dirt and dust accumulated over time, that several jokesters have written quips into. “I wish my wife was this dirty,” someone drew into the dust on the back window. (Another person, presumably, responded: “She is!”)

Other remarks like, “F-ing wash me,” and “Tow me” and “I’m with stupid” scatter the rest of the car.