Well, I am back from my trip, and no Canadian doctor tried to kill me.
Of course, I WAS in the middle of nowhere--so remote that we could drive for hours without seeing another person. But still;..I am relieved to be back in the free state of Minnesota.
Oops. Maybe not quite so free, but these days you take what you can get.
I didn't follow politics too much while I was gone, thank God. In fact, most of the time, we didn't even have cell coverage except at night when we pulled into a town to stay the night.
Which also means I didn't get around to saving many memes this week. Yes, there are still 25 here, but I usually share about 50.
I promise to get back to normal now that I am back. And no doubt the level of absurdity in the world is high enough to ensure that memes will be funny for quite a while, even if reality leaves a bit to be desired.
Best of the Babylon Bee:
Harris Team Asks If Her Mic Can Just Be Muted For The Whole Debate https://t.co/MNxaVznCjF pic.twitter.com/8UauPg93pB
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 1, 2024
Study Shows 9 Out Of 10 Astronauts Choose To Be Stranded In Space Rather Than Board Craft Built By Boeing https://t.co/Honfb7asuw pic.twitter.com/UEokx3s0LK
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 31, 2024
UK Prime Minister Recommends Citizens Avoid Stabbings By Submitting To The Holy Koran And Acknowledging Muhammad As The One True Prophet Of Allah, Peace Be Upon Him https://t.co/6njx8hxjnD pic.twitter.com/4x1TYJ6OPa
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 31, 2024
Family Unsure If Watching Beautiful Meteor Shower Or Just Boeing Plane https://t.co/x9z5fENbIp pic.twitter.com/AB6gDisiZS
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 31, 2024
Attorney General Reminds Americans That Questioning The 2024 Election Is Illegal Unless Trump Wins https://t.co/uyB9ssDJdt pic.twitter.com/cKAVc5jDBA
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 31, 2024
Man Unsure If He’s Becoming More Virtuous With Age Or Just Too Tired To Sin https://t.co/shJFS7afwZ pic.twitter.com/uVwxHUDMEK
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 31, 2024
8-Day-Old Jewish Baby Excited For Cool Party They're Throwing For Him And Hey Why Are All The Women Leaving And Who Is This Guy In The Robes https://t.co/bkapAOnohT pic.twitter.com/nB12cwHnfq
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 31, 2024
Post Office Issues New Commemorative Kamala Harris 'Fweedom' Stamp https://t.co/qXN4Kz75Eb pic.twitter.com/JIL18aA6mh
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 31, 2024
City Of Chicago Sues Murder Victims For Not Getting Out Of The Way Of Bullets https://t.co/OtJ5DhsIHL pic.twitter.com/XqzCjypIZm
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 31, 2024
Challenger Kamala Harris Agrees To Debate Incumbent Kamala Harris https://t.co/fDGqDN58Dc pic.twitter.com/x3axTbq4MM
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 30, 2024
Pro-Lifers Excited To Choose Between Moderate Amount Of Baby Murder And High Amount of Baby Murder https://t.co/1kS2tST95S pic.twitter.com/J2lE2eDpNC
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 30, 2024
Tim Walz Promises To Ensure All Violent Migrant Gangs Have Access To Free Tampons https://t.co/JbGTd0ufyR pic.twitter.com/9ACmoZVJRu
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 30, 2024
NFL Fans Excited For Start Of Taylor Swift Season https://t.co/wR1YCKfP3N pic.twitter.com/Bn30EzJGGP
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 30, 2024
Democrats Consider Replacing Kamala Harris With More Coherent Joe Biden https://t.co/LxbbzrRErR pic.twitter.com/wyESWEkVcj
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 30, 2024
Missionaries Travel From Africa To Bring The Gospel To United Methodist Church https://t.co/W0gOP6nhgr pic.twitter.com/vg8b6zEgJ0
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 30, 2024
Five Guys Down To Just Two Guys After California Minimum Wage Increase https://t.co/TrCPWp0flp pic.twitter.com/ows6EZpyOw
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 29, 2024
‘What Do YOU Think My Policies Might Be?’ Kamala Harris Asks CNN’s Dana Bash During Interview https://t.co/pmKBE8HKb1 pic.twitter.com/NxpDixci7J
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 29, 2024
Tim Walz Spends Entire CNN Interview Making Balloon Animals To Distract Attention From Kamala Harris https://t.co/QQyodkKaGm pic.twitter.com/sVyGr2vNyx
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 29, 2024
Biden To Get Away From Pressures And Demands Of Beach With Brief Vacation To White House https://t.co/WsdKSLeJ4H pic.twitter.com/lnjvpNTpnI
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 29, 2024
8 Harrowing War Stories From Tim Walz, The Man Who Was There https://t.co/1K7K5APYDq pic.twitter.com/IZjInTF2S5
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 29, 2024
Trump Props Up Trapper Keeper Around Campaign Plan To Prevent Kamala From Copying https://t.co/Db7uzuD8YR pic.twitter.com/ImnY65YPfv
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 28, 2024
Schrödinger's Neighbors Say Thought Experiment Very Interesting But They Would Really Just Like A Straight Answer On Where Their Cat Is https://t.co/x5Z4cQB3M9 pic.twitter.com/VP730MIS0X
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 28, 2024
Kamala Policy Page Now Just Redirects To Trump’s Website https://t.co/Lx7QdzS76y pic.twitter.com/FFmAcA4xX5
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 28, 2024
Strong, Capable Woman Asks Man To Come With Her To Job Interview In Case They Ask Any Hard Questions https://t.co/17fwDAbmdZ pic.twitter.com/ldKX8dDFWh
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 28, 2024
Journalists Rush To Get Story Out Before It Can Be Ruined By The Facts https://t.co/uNj9FWmHUp pic.twitter.com/DdUdiO7KAa
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 28, 2024
After Liking Pro-Trump Facebook Meme, Grandma Notices Flower, Plumbing, Cable Company Vans Parked Across Street https://t.co/oOYrk4B0AS pic.twitter.com/gEtePyedaJ
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 28, 2024
Mom Drops Kids At Daycare To Work Second Job To Pay For Daycare https://t.co/mgHUObifqB pic.twitter.com/a9gF51AciB
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 27, 2024
Kamala Solemnly Places 'Joy' Sticker On Tomb Of Marine Killed In Afghanistan https://t.co/k4t97XrgmG pic.twitter.com/L2UBJrraUz
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 27, 2024
Biden Drone Strikes White House After Vowing To Kill Those Responsible For American Military Deaths In Afghanistan https://t.co/DHHxssTNJL pic.twitter.com/PnYfKugdui
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 27, 2024
Best of the Rest...
This is why America can NEVER be invaded: pic.twitter.com/EpZhal3SI0
— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) August 31, 2024
When you're two minutes late to feed your bird..🐦🥣😅 pic.twitter.com/D19Q5tIvXR
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) August 31, 2024
Distinguished gentlemen waiting for breakfast..🐈🐾😅 pic.twitter.com/qxzaJCbo7x
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) August 31, 2024
The last dog lied on its resume..🐕🦺🐾👮😅 pic.twitter.com/HBQ0JAw3C9
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) August 31, 2024
I know, buddy, we are as confused as you are… pic.twitter.com/IcJr8UvCiw
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) August 29, 2024
— Cute Cats 🐱 (@cutecats_____) August 30, 2024
Handle with care..🐈🐾😍 pic.twitter.com/aVpxhT3iHg
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) August 28, 2024
These cats play better than me 😭🎼 pic.twitter.com/QCBdThynOz
— Posts Of Cats (@PostsOfCats) August 27, 2024
— Posts Of Cats (@PostsOfCats) August 27, 2024
This husky doesn’t feel like walking anymore so they called an Uber, such a drama queen 😂 pic.twitter.com/IpExGP1fV1
— Puppies 🐶 (@PuppiesIover) August 27, 2024
Adopted dog can’t hide her happiness.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/xRyINSnI2J
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) August 27, 2024
Happy one year anniversary of The "Mona Lisa of Mugshots" 👇
— Shawn Farash (@Shawn_Farash) August 24, 2024
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And Finally...
My team never sleeps 😂 pic.twitter.com/THH4MiMMMI
— Nicole Shanahan (@NicoleShanahan) August 29, 2024
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