Super Duper Tuesday catch-all

If you go by internet searches, John McCain is generating more buzz than Mitt Romney and Hillary Clinton is generating more buzz than Barack Obama. Or, there are more people looking for dirt on McCain and Clinton than Romney and Obama.

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Reason to vote for a politician: They can get things done that I want done. Reason to vote against a politician: They can get things done that I don’t want done.

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Sen. McCain, John Mellencamp called. He wants his leftist songs back.

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Is John Kerry scared of the Clintons? He says he endorsed Obama at “great risk.” Of what?

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This sign should be placed outside all the Capitol entrances and exits.

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Why kick a team while they’re down? Because they’re the Patriots and they nailed an epic fail on Sunday.

(link if the Letterman clip doesn’t work)