Time to take our weekly pause from seriousness, change the topic, and ask ourselves which of our five entries wins the OOTW award.  Don’t rush; have your morning OJ, and then just politely excuse yourself for a couple of minutes.

Previous weekly “winners” in 2012:

• Scolds Congress for campaigning instead of addressing issues – after he campaigned while embassies burned
• “The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam.”
• Goes to Las Vegas fundraiser after attack on Benghazi consulate
• No time to meet with Netanyahu, makes time for the Pimp with a Limp radio show
• Ordering platform change after criticism over God, Jerusalem
• Sends form letters to families of SEALs KIA, personal letter to family of rapper Heavy D
• “I don’t think you or anybody who’s been watching the campaign would say that in any way we have tried to divide the country.”
• Hiding from WH press corps while giving interviews to People and Entertainment Tonight
• Asks supporters to find businesses to support his “you didn’t build that” argument
• “Because we’re leading around the world, people have a new attitude toward America. There’s more confidence in our leadership. We see it everywhere we go.”
• “Just like we’ve tried their plan, we tried our plan — and it worked.”
• “If you’ve got a business, you didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen.”
• “But the nature of this office is also to tell a story to the American people…”
• Pitches amnesty policy at naturalization ceremony of people who entered legally
• Removing silverware from tables before speaking to Hispanic voters
• Scolds American Crossroads for lack of transparency … on same day Obama asserted executive privilege in Fast & Furious probe
• “The private sector is doing fine“
• Declares Lech Walesa “too political” to accept award, gives another to Dolores Huerta, chair of Democratic Socialists of America
• “Polish death camp“
• “[T]hose of us who have spent time in the real world . . .”
• Adds himself into presidential histories of his predecessors, screws up JFK quote
• “When I think about, ah, those soldiers or airmen or Marines, sailors, who are out there fighting on my behalf …”
• Includes Nazi collaborator/Hitler admirer in proclamation for Jewish American Heritage Month
• Obamas griped that the American public just did not appreciate their exceptional leader
• Gets annoyed when asked about number of vacations, doesn’t answer question
• “I’m confident that the Supreme Court will not take what would be an unprecedented, extraordinary step of overturning a law that was passed by a strong majority of a democratically elected Congress.”
• “This is my last election. After my election I have more flexibility.”
• Blames Fox News for his unpopularity because “they hear Obama is a Muslim 24/7, and it begins to seep in”
• Attacks Limbaugh while remaining silent on Maher contribution to his super-PAC
• Says “when the chips are down, I have Israel’s back,” WH claims it’s not a military doctrine
• Apology to Karzai “calmed things down“
• Uses Boeing plant in SC to cheer manufacturing after his NLRB tried to shut it down
• Emphasizes graduation rates in SOTU, cuts DC voucher program that nearly doubled grad rates
• “Well, it turns out our Founders designed a system that makes it more difficult to bring about change that I would like sometimes.”
• Finds claim of unemployment “interesting” because he is getting “the word” that woman’s husband should have no trouble finding work
• Hails Roe as essential to allow “our daughters … to fulfill their dreams“
• Shuts down DisneyWorld in order to promote tourism
• “He didn’t want to take pictures with any more soldiers; he was complaining about it[.]
• Famous opponent of signing statements issues one covering 17 provisions of bill he signed

Previous Obamateurisms of the Year:

• Giving 2 minutes of “shout-outs” before getting to the Fort Hood shooting (2009)
• Obama leaves Clinton at press conference podium on tax deal to attend Christmas party (2010)
• “I would put our legislative and foreign policy accomplishments in our first two years against any president— with the possible exceptions of Johnson, F.D.R., and Lincoln.” (2011)

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