While on my weekend slog through the news, looking for Sunday fodder for our Headlines section, I came across this toxic male oozing testosterone. Little man was just ecstatic touting sumpthin', sumpthin,' sumpthin' big prog protest he and the kiddies are planning.

Give a listen for however long you can stand it.

April 5th is going to be epic. 🙌🙏💪👏👊👇 pic.twitter.com/ytymo4eqEK

— Bill Madden (@maddenifico) March 22, 2025

Of course, I had a case of 'Vurt da furk - not these tiresome jerks again?'

But considering the way they've been stymied and stewing since Trump blew the doors off their girl, I thought I'd go see what the little arsonists were up to.

Pissy progressives have organized a national day of 'mobilization' - aka WAAH - on the 5th of April called 'Hands Off 2025.'

The rhetoric is just as juvenile as you'd imagine but a whole lot simpler for these simple folks is better than trying to say 'oligarchy' three times fast.

Donald Trump and Elon Musk think this country belongs to them. They're taking everything they can get their hands on, and daring the world to stop them. On Saturday, April 5th, we're taking to the streets nationwide to fight back with a clear message: Hands off!

They think we don't see right through them. 

SILLY RABBITS

Mark your calendars for April 5, 2025—the so-called ‘National Day of Action,’ where liberal activists are gearing up to unleash chaos under the guise of ‘protest.’ Don’t be fooled by their ‘Hands Off!’ slogan; this isn’t about justice or freedom.

It’s a calculated move by… pic.twitter.com/JJktsi3fAK

— J Hans ☣️ (@blackhawkce457) March 18, 2025

...It’s a calculated move by radical leftists to dismantle everything conservatives have fought to protect—our borders, our economy, our values. These aren’t activists; they’re domestic terrorists, plain and simple, hiding behind buzzwords to push their Marxist agenda. 

While we’re working to secure this nation and uphold law and order, they’re plotting to tear it all down, crying about ‘government overreach’ when it’s their own overreach that’s the real threat. Look at their track record—riots, vandalism, and endless disruptions, all while they accuse us of being the bad guys.  

April 5 isn’t a ‘day of action’; it’s a day of sabotage. Conservatives, stay vigilant. We won’t let these terrorists disguised as do-gooders undo the America we love.

For once, they've decided to have their mass gathering on a Saturday and not disrupt productive citizens from getting to and from productive jobs. This way, they only jack up hard-working Americans one day to chill out.

I guess we can take that as a win. It all depends on whether the participants can behave or not.

The progs have a long list of supposed sins to chant and wave their tiny fists in the air about in any number of cities across the country, large and small, where there are supposedly scheduled gatherings of vermin, including my own fair burg.

On April 5, unite to say Hands Off! Join us to fight back against Trump’s unprecedented power grab. For more info visit link in bio. #handsoff #broadwayacts pic.twitter.com/rR3y8QfIdz

— BroadwayActs (@BroadwayActsUSA) March 18, 2025

The national website for event planning has a 'Safety and De-escalation' training page, but I really believe who it's for is more their sponsors than participants.

Getting ready for your mobilization? Join us for a security and de-escalation training to get ready for your action!

A core principle behind all Hands Off! events is a commitment to nonviolent action, and all participants are expected to seek to de-escalate potential confrontation with those who may disagree with our values.

Wherever you are and whatever your level of concern, this training is a great opportunity to learn best practices to consider for your event to help ensure it's as safe and welcoming as possible for all attendees.

By the end of the session, you will understand how to recognize escalating behavior, respond calmly, and diffuse potential conflicts—whether with opposition groups, bystanders, or law enforcement—while staying aligned with your event goals.

They don't require anyone to sign up for the training, but gosh darn - what are the chances any, some, or all of these gatherings of perpetually pained petulants get unruly at some point? God forbid, with what's been going on in Tesla targeting and ongoing Jew hate, reaching flaming Walz territory is always a distinct threat.

I mean, they're already asking him to come along for the ride.

@Tim_Walz will you be standing up April 5th?
5th April Take to the streets with clear message #Handsoff!

All Stand up!
Say Never in America!

Please be there to #StopTrump! #March4Democracy! 🇱🇷 Go to https://t.co/AZ6IhSVR2e pic.twitter.com/N5m4nXKuW9

— Michael John Wormald (@MichaelJWMax) March 22, 2025

I almost think they're countin' on him and his well-established track record.

2020: rioters burn down a Minneapolis police station on Tim Walz’s watch. The mayor later said Walz was too slow to bring in the National Guard pic.twitter.com/nN9N1WcvQB

— Peter J. Hasson (@peterjhasson) August 6, 2024

Organizers are bragging they're going to have up to 2 million people in the streets on the 5th.

Wouldn't you know? The AWFLs are planning on being there.

BE VERY AFRAID

April 5th, massive protests all over the United States pic.twitter.com/6WnN5KgwaI

— MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸 (@MAGACult2) March 17, 2025

Other groups are also planning to be there. Ones that are especially well-known for peaceful, respectful, uneventful protesting, like Hamas sympathizers, are going to be piggybacking on the Hands Off 2025 protests to do some emotive theater of their own.

I'll bet you good money none of these street battle-tested Palestinian types clicked through to sign up for the de-escalation training.

Washington, D.C., has the potential to be lit af.

I have a feeling the reception's going to be a little different in the capitol this time around if they get froggy again, what with Trump back and Thoroughly Mushy Milley and Austin gone. But I'm just stabbing in the dark here.

And who knows - they could be perfect angels, right?

Maddow's taken to spreading the word to the few cat ladies, Walzmen, and incels who still watch her.

APRIL 5TH NATIONWIDE "HANDS OFF" PROTESTS against Donald Trump's policies has activated Americans to express their objections in peaceful protests all across the United States.

SHARE THIS! RE-POST THIS! "HANDS OFF!" pic.twitter.com/ICNkGjAYtx

— America Is Divided (@PetRep) March 19, 2025

I might report on it, but I don't know that I'd be a big booster.

Then again. I'm not nearly as influential or irrational.

What every single rational soul who, God forbid, gets caught in some sort of ruckus caused by any of these groups is that they are organized and sponsored by a wide range of national groups from the SEIU to the League of Women Voters, the National Treasury Employees Union to NOW. 

They've all put their names on these gatherings. And whatever it becomes, wherever it happens, belongs to these guys.

I'd make sure every last one of them owned it.

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