If you want to be treated like an adult…
Some mature faster than others
But signs of hope persist
Hey, it’s worth a try
Follow the data
But you already knew that
The old ways which worked clearly didn’t work?
Good while it lasted
Swing and a miss
It would at least be a start
You know, I may have cracked the case for you, guys
Unsafe at any speed
Not the sort of records you should be striving to break
But of course…
Better late than never?
Justice, at least for now
An ill wind blows no good in the Windy City
You don’t want *all* your statistics going up
The beast is already out of the cage
It’s come to this
Wonders never cease
Takin’ it from the street
Who could have seen this coming?
Another talking point bites the dust
Third time’s a charm?
Spoiler alert… it’s not Dallas.
How’s that working out for ya?
It’s like “the wild west” in Washington, D.C. these days
Let’s not criminalize the criminals, now.
You can always buy a rape whistle, though
Not a relaxing weekend
Don’t fix it if it ain’t broken
Spoiler alert: Nobody died
Gonna get you, sucker