Stock up on ammo
Following in the footsteps of Baltimore
Not the sort of record you brag about
Bernie Madoff is on line 1, Mr. VP. Paul Manafort’s on line 2.
Maybe you’d like the cops to not wear shoes?
For Pete’s sake, people…
Most of these maniacs are crazy by definition anyway
But don’t spank the kids!
The answers might surprise you
Perhaps not quite as bad as 2017, but still…
We keep putting the same people back out on the street
And in some cases it might help. In others? A slippery slope
Maybe not where you think
Different, but still applicable
A war zone where you least expect one
Will they be getting any help? Maybe
A deathly serious issue
Yes, it’s as bad as it sounds
A brief reprieve, but far better than the alternative
Would *you* want to move there?
Improving, but still very bad
Sort of a good news, bad news report
Nevermind the crime, let’s chase the police
Who among us could have predicted this? (Besides anyone)
The big guns are coming
Breaking old records
If you commit crime like an adult you get treated like an adult
But we’ll get right on that
If you want to be treated like an adult…
Some mature faster than others
But signs of hope persist
Hey, it’s worth a try
Follow the data
But you already knew that
The old ways which worked clearly didn’t work?
Good while it lasted
Swing and a miss
It would at least be a start
You know, I may have cracked the case for you, guys
“You want to take their tax money and pay off somebody else’s investment?”
Getting out the vote in swing states