Totally preventable disaster
If only someone could have seen this coming…
Never going to happen
Nobody to blame but themselves
Prepare for more backpedaling and apologies
Escape from New York
Use a gun, go to… counseling?
Can’t have it both ways
Getting bad out there
Stock up on ammo
Following in the footsteps of Baltimore
Not the sort of record you brag about
Bernie Madoff is on line 1, Mr. VP. Paul Manafort’s on line 2.
Maybe you’d like the cops to not wear shoes?
For Pete’s sake, people…
Most of these maniacs are crazy by definition anyway
But don’t spank the kids!
The answers might surprise you
Perhaps not quite as bad as 2017, but still…
We keep putting the same people back out on the street
And in some cases it might help. In others? A slippery slope
Maybe not where you think
Different, but still applicable
A war zone where you least expect one
Will they be getting any help? Maybe
A deathly serious issue
Yes, it’s as bad as it sounds
A brief reprieve, but far better than the alternative
Would *you* want to move there?
Improving, but still very bad
Sort of a good news, bad news report
Nevermind the crime, let’s chase the police
Who among us could have predicted this? (Besides anyone)
The big guns are coming
Breaking old records
If you commit crime like an adult you get treated like an adult
But we’ll get right on that
If you want to be treated like an adult…
Some mature faster than others
Sorry, not sorry. No, wait… I’m sorry after all
“It is irresponsible to promote this drug at this time.”
Been there, done that.