Do not pass go, do not collect green card
In case we were running short
Send us a postcard from Gitmo
Did a panty raid bring down Baghdadi?
We only meant if you leave…
Perish the thought
The demon lasted a long time
Policy, execution, or Orange Man Bad?
“Let someone else fight over this long-bloodstained sand.”
Welcome to the new normal in Syria
“Like rats, America is running away.”
End endless wars?
Movin’ on out
Quid pro quo?
“When the time comes, we would like it to be known that we will take the necessary steps.”
“This business about the Ukraine server … tells me, what, are we trying to exculpate Russia?”
“We once abandoned a red line. Now we abandoned an ally.”
“Our president gave the best response by launching the operation on the same day at 4pm.”
“They thought they were going to be here for a long time.”
Bit late for that, perhaps
“That’s not something we ever would have done to a partner force.”
Madman across the water
No end game in sight
“It’d be the biggest mistake of his presidency.”
Brace for impact
YGTBKM, as the kids say
And if not, why not?
Trump: Hey, the Kurds got “massive amounts of money,” so it’s cool to leave.
“You are unfit to serve as our commander-in-chief.”
“Trump awaits instructions from his Saudi masters.”
Told you so.
“Why did any of these women end up in Syria to begin with?”
Assuming you believe him
“He has done everything he can to undercut the media, to try and delegitimize us …”
And somehow getting away with it