“The profusion of disparate historical examples of socialist governments can understandably cause confusion…”
Tide turning? Swexit?
There they go.
Americans still love free enterprise.
You might try burning it for fuel…
“I don’t know where the money would come from, but they can figure it out.”
“What there is here is an armed state against an unarmed people”
“Venezuela goes hungry before he stops sending barrels to Cuba.”
Welcome to the party, pal
“the ongoing collapse of Venezuela into dictatorship, deprivation and despair”
“he stopped halfway, without taking the necessary steps to move towards socialism”
Looks like the U.S. Army won this one.
“We weren’t ready for the massacres.”
“I think the jobs tax was the final straw.”
Stirring things up
“How such guarantees would be paid for is still largely unresolved.”
The new boss is literally the old boss
“This is not just a story about socialism.”
“This is like telling a classroom that the students who do the most homework will be singled out for detention.”
Meet the new boss, really not the same as the old boss at all
“we are ready to fight, housing is a human right”
“don’t throw the baby out with the bath water!”
“We do not accept resignations.”
But not “money for sitting around”
Free speech? What’s all that about?
This should be good
“I feel Venezuela has succumbed to an irreversible evil.”
Just be sure to bring body armor and get all your shots updated before you leave
The other great white north
“It’s minimum an hour waiting.”
But this story is about much more than that
Sorry, we’ don’t have a pint to spare
We’ll need to call in Sherlock Holmes on this one
“It should be stated plainly: It’s capitalism that is at fault.”
Everything old (and awful) is new again
Desperate times, desperate measures
“They will attempt to dissociate Communist theory from practice in an effort to acquit the former.”
And in some unexpected places
By all means, let’s give this a try
Don’t let your fans down, Michael
“…if people only reported things that were false, this job would be so easy!”