You’re shocked, I know
Here we go again
Things are heating up at the Supreme Court
“I was told Epstein ‘belonged to intelligence’ and to leave it alone.”
But what kind of meeting?
“…when it comes to sex, less experience is better, at least for the marriage.”
Turning on something else
“I have never had any sexual relationship with Bennett.”
“We have no idea what the government’s talking about.”
The blue-dress standard?
“F*** New York and everyone in it.”
You knew this was on the way, right?
Hey… why not, right?
“I don’t know what could be considered harassment or what won’t be.”
“Have you been paid to be quiet? Have you signed a non-disclosure agreement?”
“Daniel thinks trans people have been in his family for 100 years.”
Why are all of you horndogs so worked up anyway?
“I should take all this crap to the Capitol Hill Police and have them launch an investigation.”
“I am sorry I did not use better judgment during those days.”
“You clearly have some issues around this.”
The plot thickens.
“I regret that my words to express that concept were hurtful and divisive.”
“I’m just not going to fall for that anymore.”
“But what if you did your duty?”
The Weinerville Horror.
Sentencing still set for Thursday.
The Bloomberg way?
American horror story