Right of refusal
It’s not an either/or question
“Some of the kids were distracted”
Too much, too little, too soon, too late
“You’ve got to be kidding me.”
Devolution and sex ed.
“There are actually educational pornos out there” … for 15-year-olds?
Funded by your tax dollars, of course.
“Patient health and safety is our first priority”?
Whipping, asphyxiation, and your tax dollars.
Protection or indoctrination?
“I don’t think there’s a markedly better deal to be made”
Ready or not, here they come
“This wasn’t Jason Bourne, this was Beavis and Butthead.”