Byzantine financial games?
“Deceit, dishonesty and lies.”
4 pm ET with Duane Patterson!
“Prosecutors said Avenatti concealed the fact that Nike agreed to pay the coach…”
“Welcome to Russia.”
“Ms. Daniels has yet to directly pay a single dollar to Mr. Avenatti…beyond the $100.00 she initially paid”
“The Dems need a guy who can match him punch for punch. I may be that guy.”
“You are truly a warrior, sir, allegedly against your disabled clientele.”
“…poses a substantial threat of harm to clients or the public.”
“The rest of the story is a love affair.”
The hits just keep on coming
What did the media know, and when did they know it?
“Avenatti kept all the money and misrepresented the settlement’s terms…”
Michael Avenatti’s name makes an appearance in the continuing story.
Oh, how the not so mighty have fallen
“For 20 years, I have represented Davids vs. Goliaths and relied on due process and our system of justice.”
“…trips between CNN and MSNBC will now require an Uber”
That lame-ass organization…
“Yeah, I — I — I — not gonna get into the specifics of this.”
“…if I wasn’t it wouldn’t make a lot of sense.”
“I’ll go take ten billion dollars off your client’s market cap … I’m not f—ing around.”
“I’M LIVING RENT-FREE IN YOUR HEAD”
“Avenatti signed the reports under penalty of perjury…”
“…although we decline to file charges at this time, this matter remains open”
“On a scale of one to 10, that’s probably about a 12 for us.”
The show must go on
Avenatti: How ’bout 25 large instead?
“…has been referred to the Los Angeles City Attorney’s Office for misdemeanor filing consideration”
“Miniutti is an actress in her 20s…”
“He screamed repeatedly, ‘She hit me first.'”
“I did not deserve to be treated that way that night…”
“…the Kavanaugh confirmation process was over and the news value was limited.”
Subornation of perjury?
Our roll, CNN?
“I didn’t ever think it was Brett”
“When you have a white male making the arguments, they carry more weight.”
“…ignoring this behavior will just invite more of it in the future.”
The Daily Beast: Avenatti owed “millions” to IRS, others.
“At least four lawyers represented the president at a recent court hearing in Los Angeles…”
Round up the usual celebrity suspects
Adjustments are being made.
And it’s not a comedy