Math is hard … but it’s not this hard.
Is there no decency left?
“Of course, I would not do that.”
“It never went through my mind”?
Plus, the Patriarchy Strikes Again! “Who do you support, your loving husband or this unhinged president?”
All in the family
“You knock one down, one at a time.”
Thank you very much
“The crowd then began chanting, cursing the government and saying, ‘America was never great.'”
Goose, meet gander
What happened to Don’t Be Evil?
“We write to share our profound indignation and deep disappointment…”
“One feels good for the person screaming, and one works for the person voting.”
Don’t be a … you know.
Too much, say 40% of … Democrats?
Have Congresswoman Maxine Waters’ recent provocations toward “total social warfare” crossed the line to the point where the House needs …
“The restauranteur who decided not to serve or have the person in…is responsible for that”
“When they go low, we go high.”
Trump: “Be careful what you wish for Max!”
Be careful what you wish for
“The whole trick for Democrats is to avoid exciting Republicans.”
Still wondering what the Dems plans are if they retake the House?
“Congress must speak with one voice in condemning these offensive and anti-American remarks.”
Some of the names deserve a new emoji
“…take Trump out tonight.”
“If everyone’s a racist, no one’s a racist.”
“I am so glad they’re telling us what’s going on.”
Maxine for President?
“We’re running a bit long…”
“I do not do this for political purposes…”
“Lot of people don’t want to talk about that but I do.”
“I do not honor this president. I do not respect this president.”
“unless you have information that we don’t have, that’s an allegation.”
No one is going to yell ‘You lie!'”
“Putin is continuing to advance uh, into…Korea?”
Also: Four Pinocchios for Maxine Waters on “ridiculous” attack on DeVos.
“We bend over backwards to work with people. Trump has stepped on everybody.”
Pass the popcorn.
Making her grandson take the fall?
Too busy to bother.
Why is this not a surprise?
Round up the usual celebrity suspects
Adjustments are being made.
And it’s not a comedy