It’s for the children.
“I think people have had an ass-full of Donald Trump…”
“When your clown makeup rubs off on Trump’s ass, does it make his butt look like a Creamsicle?”
When Roseann is calling you a nutjob…
“…down a significant 16 percent.”
“Have you ever made love to someone whose name rhymes with ‘Ronald Rump?'”
“A run on the bank.”
“Kimmel and his staff also spoke with other activists and organizations opposing Graham-Cassidy…”
“I don’t get anything out of this, Brian.”
“I’m the liberal in this debate.”
“The Affordable Care Act. Next time, maybe pick up a newspaper.”
“He’s a convincing guy.”
What could go wrong?