Jimmy Kimmel
Jun 2018

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Karen Townsend Jun 17, 2018 2:01 PM

It’s for the children.

May 2018


“I think people have had an ass-full of Donald Trump…”

Apr 2018

“When your clown makeup rubs off on Trump’s ass, does it make his butt look like a Creamsicle?”

Mar 2018

When Roseann is calling you a nutjob…

“…down a significant 16 percent.”

Jan 2018

The end of Stormygate

Allahpundit Jan 31, 2018 10:01 PM

“Have you ever made love to someone whose name rhymes with ‘Ronald Rump?'”

Oct 2017

“A run on the bank.”

Sep 2017

Jimmy Kimmel was coached by Chuck Schumer

John Sexton Sep 22, 2017 7:21 PM

“Kimmel and his staff also spoke with other activists and organizations opposing Graham-Cassidy…”

“I don’t get anything out of this, Brian.”

May 2017
Jan 2016
Mar 2015


Jan 2015
Oct 2014
Jul 2014
Jan 2014

“The Affordable Care Act. Next time, maybe pick up a newspaper.”

Oct 2012
Apr 2012

“He’s a convincing guy.”

What could go wrong?