You’re not welcome to the party, pal
“…this is not a lockdown, it’s not martial law.”
Under the bus you go!
“they were filing paperwork…to dismiss the indictment on double-jeopardy grounds.”
Still questioning the timing, though
“There is no doubt the Smollett case was the one great pratfall of Foxx’s first term.”
And the usual suspects are up in arms over it
Let the fur fly?
“Your unreasonable and unprecedented demands are not in the best interests of the company…”
Watch your … what?
“humiliation, mental anguish and extreme emotional distress”
Respect the office
“It is a scam. A real big scam. Just like the impeachment of your president is a scam.”
Free to share opinions
“Most crime victims do not have the opportunity to discuss the crime on ‘Good Morning America.”
You can’t just blame Indiana
“The filing of a police report, in and of itself, does not necessitate a sprawling investigation…”
Nothing to see here
Because of the outstanding job she’s done
The man has a lot of requests
The Chicago way?
And if not, why?
Thin blue line
The closer you look, the worse it gets
Funny how he didn’t hear about it
“The writer’s room hasn’t even gathered yet.”
Order in the court
“Why is Ms. Clark being treated differently than Mr. Smollett?”
The Hollywood saga continues.
Office is starting to look kind of empty
All in the family
She knew she was breaking ethics guidelines
Michael Avenatti’s name makes an appearance in the continuing story.
“Defendant did not tell the CPD officers that his attack was staged at his direction…”
Because why not
“As the first African American woman in this role, it is disheartening to me …”
“plagued with irregularity”
A twisted tale
Lightfoot: “If that happened, he’s got to be held accountable.”
Hard to pin down
Next up: a trial at The Vatican?
Turns out he was onto something