Empty the jails!
Neither rain, nor sleet, nor… nevermind
“…the GOP is using Democrats’ promise to follow the science against them.”
What could possibly go wrong?
If only someone could have predicted this
Neither rain, nor sleet, nor COVID…
Maybe. But don’t bet the ranch on it
And pray tell what sort of action that might be…
Hardly the only one
“Schools had been slated to reopen for more than 60,000…”
Not in the places you’d expect
“The unions are not reflecting reality.”
“*all* CTU members will begin working remotely tomorrow…”
“If we don’t have stability in the public school system, why should we stay in Chicago?”
Look on the bright side… assuming you can find one
Just how badly have you screwed the pooch this time?
Glaring incompetence continues
Let them eat mantecaditos.
Shocking, in a literal way
Business is booming
Drawing the battle lines
A thinner blue line than before
Here we go again
Beating the system
Chicago’s murder rate is currently about 50% above what it was at this time last year according to data released …
“Thank you for holding. Your vote is very important to us”
What’s in a name?
Neither rain nor sleet nor gloom of night, but we didn’t say anything about gunfire
Empty the jails?
The sound of crickets is (almost) all you hear
Old lessons relearned.
Blame game deluxe
“…checking residents’ IDs before letting them close.”
One down, literally thousands to go
“Who wants to stay in this environment?”
“It’s getting scary.”
Upgrades, but not the sort you want
ABC: DAs coming under fire for letting rioters off the hook.
“People up to no good feel they have free rein.”
“Winning has come through revolts. Winning has come through riots.”
“If you ain’t from Englewood, get the f*** out of here.”
“the assumption should be that the vast majority of claimants have legitimate claims to what they are owed”
Dispute over a mask
Back to the drawing board