Now he tells us.
Plus: Time to ban reusable grocery bags, says … San Francisco?
What does “three times more infectious than the flu” actually mean?
The fashion statement of 2020?
No guidance from the federal government?
“Most people think that we’re weeks away from the peak, if not months.”
Trudeau: Us too.
Schools, parents, and sports hardest hit.
“That’s not a direct answer to the question…”
Free COVID-19 testing?
Subsidiarity to the rescue.
CDC director: “The new China is Europe.”
“Product of Korea”
“It must have been here this entire time. It’s just everywhere already.”
“People you know will get sick. Some may die. This is real.”
We already learned that the CDC has been issuing revised guidance for students planning spring break trips or studies abroad, …
“There would be a serious altercation. That’s totally outrageous.”
“[S]taff members described a ‘whitewashing’ of the situation, characterizing the response as ‘corrupt’ and a ‘cover-up’…”
“[T]he case did not fit the agency’s narrow testing criteria…”
“I won’t say airtight but pretty close to airtight.”
“Prepare for the expectation that this might be bad.”
Possible new case in Texas?
“…vitamin E acetate is now a key focus of the Department’s investigation”
Blue marks the current danger areas
Witchcraft or science?
Western states hardest hit.
Up in smoke
“It has to be a healing tonic!”
It’s still pretty stupid
Dishonest or just confused?
“It’s a miracle that we’re holding out this well.”