More rich white guys
And most of you would lose anyway
Alone at the table
“I don’t think a lot of people was educated.”
Not from The Onion
“I genuinely look forward to the NCAA merging all men’s and women’s teams together as singular, unified, unisex teams.”
Stay in your lane
The District is already broke
“The true story came out from the grand jury testimony.”
The invisible hand.
Pay per view
In their increasingly desperate push to encourage the young and the healthy to sign up for health insurance that’s probably …
“Dennis Rodman is deeply stupid.”
“You have a friend for life.”
“He’s just a wonderful, humble person.”
It’s come to this.
Tim Tebow 2?
“There is no more hope for going forward.”
We must fight the evil forces of tasty sammiches