A palate-cleansing reminder via Politico that when The One famously said, “I’m LeBron, baby,” he was speaking purely metaphorically. First comes the stimulus, then ObamaCare, then he puts Sotomayor and Kagan on the Court, and then the midterms. Finally, on the fifth shot: Bin Laden.

You know what you do when you’re this bad on the perimeter? You pass the ball to a teammate who knows how to shoot.