Prepare to be shocked. Not.
Or at least not as much of a penalty
“It’s sad to get beat up for wearing this hat. This is America.”
“I am antifa”
Oh, and a rifle as well
“How many more people have to be beaten and attacked in the city of Portland before things change?”
Yes, you seem very serious about this
Tip-toe through the minefield
“These unprovoked attacks present a clear threat to international peace and security.”
US: Iran’s behind the attacks.
Still on the loose, somehow
It’s a mystery
“Now is the time for change.”
“Who do we believe out of these two suspect people?”
“I think of someone who comes back to the United States and is spouting propaganda from Syria.”
“It’s a good day for you to die.”
“I think the facts are still unfolding.”
A lack of accountability all around
Running out of targets?
“I’ve literally been attacked. Let’s chose our words carefully.”
Promising more to come
Must be one of those local news stories
This is who we made a deal with
“If it’s the Russians, if it’s Syria, if it’s Iran, if it’s all of them together, we’ll figure it out.”
The “unwavering ally” of Syria
Not our clowns, not our circus
“I never saw him, never had a conversation.”
Is this justice?
Good luck talking your way out of this one
“Trump loves to have a convenient whipping person, and that would be … Obama.”
“He’s my guy, he’s my friend.”
“Iran is essentially a welfare state.”